I Aku The Shape Shifting Master of Darkness

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

Danael - Kebab Symphony. Discovered by an accident while working at a gyro machine…

@the_moral_abc This is actually incredibly commendable

I've tried to brute force enjoying cilantro for the last 15 years and I refuse to give up

@DEEP_RED_BELLS >>Made in West Germany >>>>>>>>>>Made in East Germany

Don't see things made in "Long Island City" much

@willmenaker Hollywood animation studios don't have enough movies about an underdog overcoming against all odds. We need some hope!

jesus fucking christ

@FlockSafety I had to cremate my 17 year old daughter due to similar rogue installation errors.

@adjectivenoun The thing that is the most confusing to me is the mass maternal instinct for the guy. So many women posting about how they want to take care of him. Crazy to me.

coming to understand that this a weird type of drag instead of men dressing up as a exaggerated female character, it’s men dressing up as exaggerated male characters wigs. makeup. voice shift. so forth

"Their?"

The Chapelle Show: Pronouns Edition Make sure your woke kids are out of the room for this one folks because they are NOT gonna be able to handle it

@themarinadove Hot women be like: "My ex boyfriend gave me second hand mold poisoning"

haven’t had a flare up since i got dumped which is leading me to believe i was getting secondhand mold poisoning from this guy 😵‍💫

Temu emails are so crazy. What do you mean the 1¢ Mat sale is ending soon?

@4nimist Prepare for a lot of content around adults pretending to be children pretending to have sex with adults 👍

@Marv1nDemon I had a Heath Blizzard the other day. It's probably kinda like that.

Ain’t no motherfucking way man. Come on.

@bluerosetori True. I was really searching for something in Rodney Dangerfield. Feels like there has to be a pun there lol.

@FutureThatIsAku Ok but none of them play as well as tran wilder

30 year old tgirl going back to school to finish her degree call that Tran Wilder

@bluerosetori Either way this would be a great premise for a Music Box monthly film series lol

@bluerosetori In "Van Wilder" the bit is that he never left college and just keeps going "Back to School" starring Rodney Dangerfield is more the bit Or maybe "Old School" with Luke Wilson and Will Ferrell but they just start college partying but not going to school

Everyone posting about how they would have and the owner of the house should have shot this guy is essentially the same kind of dude as the guy in the video, a suburban dork fantasizing that one day they’re going to get to be the star of an action movie and hurt somebody