Clarky

@Brink_Thinker By the looks of him he was looking for his extra chromosome!

I still can’t imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@The_Forty_Four “Hold me back lads I’m gone knack someone” fecking tool.

What is wrong with this guy?😂😂😂 Please watch all 2 minutes of this embarrassment😭😭😭

As hard as getting humped by Barca was, it is nothing to how hard this defeat is to take, this should’ve been the game that kick started the rest of the season. Tactics and most of the Team were shite #NUFC

@Mappy6984 Toon Toon Black n White Army

Meta glasses for the win

@NE5westend Retro nights were unreal!!

Tall Tress nightclub, Yarm: some Class nights in there from 99-04, bus doon from outside Masters.

@nufcconceptkits That would be unreal, take my money now!

@Nufc2Everything I think Ramsey has been great for a back up the main midfielders.

Rating Newcastles recruitment ✍️ 0-10 Anthony Elanga : 0 💩 Nick Woltemade: 8 👍🏻 Malick Thiaw : 8.5 ⭐️ Jacob Ramsey : 2 🤷🏻‍♂️ Aaron Ramsdale : 6 🙂 Yoanne Wissa : 3 🤨 Money spent : £225m #NUFC

@danielwales023 Flip side of that, would he be getting in the Toon squad? As sad as I was him leaving, would he be anywhere near the England Team if he hadn’t left?

At present there are three Newcastle United players on the pitch for England. Dan Burn, Tino Livramento and Anthony Gordon. If not for PSR, it would be four with Elliot Anderson ⚫️⚪️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 It wasn’t that long ago that a Newcastle player playing for England was unheard of #NUFC

@aroundliv Isn’t this the same c#¥t that screamed at her mam about an iPad I few years ago?

17 year old girl in Widnes spiked with apple juice. She drank it thinking it was beer. Be aware and always check your drinks before you drink it guys.

@NE5westend Chill out fella, they are wishing there friend good luck in his new job. Are footballers not allowed friend unless the fans say so?

I’d fuck off Gordon and Botman next window don’t trust them, petty aye but fuck em. Read the room you fkn dopes, a private message to your pal aye of course but on social media rubbing it in the faces of the coaches, ex teammates and the fans. Nah thick as pig shit that crack!

@FabrizioRomano Dick head!

🚨 BREAKING: Liverpool agree deal to sign Marc Guehi from Crystal Palace, here we go! Deal in place for fee over £35m plus 10% sell-on clause included in the package. Guehi agreed personal terms with Liverpool one month ago, now all done. One more move by Richard Hughes. ♟️

@ronin21btc @GreggsOfficial shocking scenes

Drinks in the UK are free 🙂

@NUFCblogcouk Tough draw again!!

⚫️⚪️ UCL draw confirmed! Thoughts? 🤔 #NUFC

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Dude looks like the Grinch!

Hypertrichosis, also known as werewolf syndrome, is a rare condition that causes excessive hair growth this is Lalit Patidar, 18, who set a world record for facial hair,

@geordiejosh FFS yes it’s horrible what the bloke is doing, but what does that achieve?

Video on TikTok of a Newcastle fan burning an Alexander Isak shirt.

@AsimC86 And scored a hatrick against villa then yes.

If Isak apologised, fired his agent, and admitted he acted impulsively on poor advice would you forgive him?

@ethanbairddd It would our luck that he would turn into the Joelinton we signed a few years ago!!

Amidst #NUFC ever growing Striker Crisis has anyone considered sticking big Joe up top and just letting him loose🤷🏼‍♂️ what’s the worst that can happen?

@Toffeeblue1878 I’m more upset that this cunt is a northerner than I am about Newcastle’s transfers this summer!! Fuck sake!!

Had to be didn’t it. Fucking Geordie 🤢

How the Fooking hell can Chelsea who have already spent £250m be looking to spend even more on 2 more players, when most other teams are having to watch what they spend in fear of a points deduction later in the season. Criminal! #PremierLeague #nufcfans #NUFC

@FabrizioRomano @CraigHope_DM Who was it he tried to kick?

🚨⚠️ Thomas Frank: “James Maddison’s injury looks bad. It was a brutal moment”, says via @CraigHope_DM.