Gabe

your dog’s a fascist for barking at the mailman

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!🌎💨🔥

HELL

can I borrow your phone I need to post a quick story

I believe in miracles.

@LazyBoiSam I won’t come back from this

@GabrielPriest Genies usually give 3 wishes I think u got scammed

@LazyBoiSam just talked to a genie my one and only wish is good fortune to @LazyBoiSam

@GabrielPriest Don’t forget about me twin I CANNOT survive on my own

holy shit

WHAT DAY IS IT?!🌎💨🔥

Trump On Healthcare: ‘Liver Tariffs’

damn, rip bozo

if you could eat one food from any animated movie, what would it be? mine is the eggs from Shrek

me

what the hell

1. A hamster has safely returned to Earth, after it was launched into the stratosphere on a flying balloon. The balloon was launched from a city in Okinawa by Japanese company Iwatani Giken. The company said the hamster could be seen comfortably snoozing during its journey.

this is edited like an I Think You Should Leave sketch

Me n my nonbinary friend

WHAT THE FUCK

I swear if @tkelce upstages my birthday tonight i’m gonna lose it

I hope the @49ers win just so I can live in peace