Newgene🧬🧬

Have you ever hidden your weed and forgot where you put it? 😭

When i say "ill call you later" I mean later on in life, not today

The guy delivering our new sofa knocked on the door, and before he introduced himself to me he said “Woah, stop! There’s a bee!” He proceeded to pick up the bee, put it on a nearby flower “he’s going to need a drink!” Please see a happy bee…

Two people that text all day everyday, send good morning messages and keep each other updated but aren't in a "relationship" What are they? Don't air me please

if you think big accounts are ignoring your posts, you're right coz they're waiting for your banger to engage on it and get some electricity. or maybe they're not actually seeing your posts!

Girls that smoke weed be too unbothered like damn do u even care mf 😒😔

Nigga get sucked so good & start acting crazy too 😂😭.

Smoking a blunt when you're a handsome boy must feel so good like damn I'm a fuckin high and handsome

Lmao my coworker once told me “I don’t like you” in front of a small group. I slow blinked and asked, “What do you want me to do with that information? She got uncomfortable and quickly said “Girl I was just playing. I hit her with: “Oh, I’ve never played like that.” Then let the silence cook. Now she tells people I don’t like her because of a “joke. No ma’am, you tried to soft launch a one-sided beef and it backfired 😂

No one talks enough about how dogs change your relationship with leaving the house

do u ever zone out but ur aware that you zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

The difference between me & other people is that I won't smile to your face if I don't like you

The autistic experience of being asked, “Why did you do that?” So you explain why, and then you being told, “I don’t want excuses.” If you wanted the answer without the reason, why ask “why” in the first place?

notifications are a psyop to keep us reachable so we never fully belong to ourselves a.l.e.r.t. = always leashed ensuring real thoughts never form real phones own real minds

Since I chop this egusi wey I use ChatGTP cook I never get myself

Tomorrow will be better, And if it isn’t, I’ll say that again

Do not whine... Do not complain... Work harder and Spend more time alone.

so one day we will all called ancestors 😭

fuck what they think just do you.

please don't be the bitch that don't ask for nothing 😂😂😂

a relationship with no sex is also okay.