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@fast_n_bulbous 😂

@Gerty_Moon 🤣🤣🤣

You first, dad!

@mancunianmedic Put a ❤️ in the middle and it’s a big jammy dodger… I’m sure she will be delighted with the care and thought

I am amused Anne is out shopping I am about to work Easter Sat/Sun/Mon in hospital So i thought i would do her Mary Berry's Victoria Sponge to sustain her through the weekend But despite using the precise quantities of self-raising flour/baking powder Lo, It has not risen

At school we were asked to choose the greatest ruler from history. I opted for The Helix 30cm Shatterproof.

@LUDENClassics #sluttruck

A friend sent me this earlier. What a monstrosity 😳

@TashP351 Plenty😂…Deputy Head, Sports Day, shit faced on a loud hailer📢…never saw him again…inappropriate relationship between student and Geography teacher, two teachers (English/Science) convicted paedophiles and one sacked (PE) for snapping and beating up a student.

Our PE teacher ran off with a (6th form) student. Everyone fancied him and on that Monday, everyone was a little bit miffed they weren’t the one he had run off with.

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight! Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

I'll level with you, I'm really scared...

@BenJames_____ Sent! 📠

You can also send a fax via the form at the bottom of my site (rate and char limited!) benjames.io

I made myself a mini fax machine. Dedicated phone number, instantly prints anything you text it.

@flyabout7 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Will you just look at his face. 🤪 Lord Ralphington receiving some heavenly scritches from our friend Danielle in the park earlier. #HeavenOnEarth #AdoptDontShop

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

Cool April fools @apple, alarm went off but no sound, now running late👍🏼

@SeabrookCrisps youtube.com/shorts/ZFdSDGS…

Can you guess which flavour’s coming back next month?

@CanadianPenny1 @scoutcamelot08 ❤️

It's my first time ever lying here. Why did mom get leaky eyes? 🤷‍♂️

@SkipperTheBear Hope you had noms in Kiosk on the beach😋

We are on our Devon weekend trip - getting spoiled rotten!

@Bristolbigbird 🥰🥰🥰

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@fast_n_bulbous Quagmires been in there taking full advantage of the brace bar😂😂😂