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@CFCJoes All men in Makueni ought to be paraded for genital inspection.

Police open probe as male genitals found dumped on Nairobi-Mombasa Highway June 11, 2026 03:19 (EAT) Police in Makueni County have launched investigations after a human male genital organ was discovered dumped at Kiongwani area along the busy Nairobi-Mombasa Highway. According to a police report, officers on routine patrol received information from members of the public about a suspected human body part that had been sighted near the roadside. Officers from Sultan Hamud Police Station, accompanied by detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) Mukaa, visited the scene and recovered what was confirmed to be a human penis believed to belong to an unidentified male. Preliminary investigations suggest the body part may have been severed at a different location before being dumped at Kiongwani. The scene was processed by investigators and the organ was moved to Sultan Hamud Sub County Hospital Mortuary for preservation pending identification and further investigations. The incident has raised questions among residents, with police noting that no case of a person having been mutilated or cut in the area has so far been reported. Detectives from DCI Mukaa are investigating the circumstances surrounding the incident and seeking to establish the identity of the victim.

@HonMosiria If it were a woman you would not have complained but negotiated to send more.

Safaricom, please remove some of these features that are becoming a disturbance. Such features should be optional and only available to customers who are interested in using them. Every two minutes, I receive these messages, and it is becoming very annoying. No one has free money to give away, and constantly sending such prompts to customers is unnecessary. I thought I have received money only to realize it’s someone distributing me the entire day with more than 1000 requests thinking I can accept. Anyone who knows the individual behind these requests should advise him to direct his appeals to the Safaricom CEO instead. To me, this seems like someone trying to solicit free money from hardworking Kenyans.

@Paultimothy504 @kijana_misa All wheels rotate

@Gilbert47728854 @kijana_misa Rotating wheels

Can someone explain what this 4×4 means on these pickups?

@Paultimothy504 @kijana_misa But all vehicles have four wheels

@kijana_misa It's a four wheel drive

@ivymuthe Why Nyutu and not any other man? Even I was available.

Before we start blaming the lady for allegedly being “eaten” by the senator, ladies — if it were you, what would you have done?Mr. Muraya and his family came home from Sweden in December and decided to have a good time. One day, they invited friends and relatives over for a goat roast . A big crowd showed up. Mr. Muraya, being the horny type, picked one of the women and had sex with her right inside their village house — basically their matrimonial home. The story spread like wildfire throughout the village, and his wife was deeply embarrassed. The man couldn’t even bother to book a simple green lodge or even a cheap room costing KSh 980 in their Murang’a backyard. In revenge, his wife felt the humiliation was too much to leave unpunished. So she called Nyutu!

@ivymuthe The higher you live the cheaper it gets

Kenya’s tallest residential tower under construction, the iconic 88 Nairobi, is rising majestically above the Nairobi skyline. Set to become the tallest residential building in Africa, this landmark project showcases Kenya’s bold ambition, innovation, and growing stature in world-class urban development. Steadily taking shape, the 88 Nairobi is redefining luxury living on the continent.

@pksalasya Very nice though you may need more than three wives to fully utilise the house.

The headquarters of Western politics. Kisumundogo State House is now 90% complete. Watch this space!

@AbdulahiAdan10 Evil minded people, why do we assume what is to be inserted and where?

Man named Muraya Mwangi has accused Muranga Senator Joe Nyutu of cohabiting with his wife...

@Maryian96 Then the men don't give a damn

I really want us to talk my ladies🤣🤣what motivates you to do these things,what is the beauty here?? Imagine having such a mark not because you are solving a medical issue but just because you want to look good according to your head Bana this is too much,is it cz of Abraham's sons??? Mtalia kwikwikwi🤣🤣🤣👍

@MakauWaMuli We export more athletes than meat

People of Elgeyo Marakwet would celebrate modern meat processor than Kamariny Stadium for 16th Mashujaa Day Celebrations. This would create market for livestock and create jobs for locals. Anyway, and President said, "Let there be stadiums" and so it was.

@Realkangethe The only fertile gikuyu

You can run but you can’t hide . Congratulations to the Samido’s 🇰🇪🇺🇸.

@njoroweru30 At least there is enough space to park a bicycle on the third floor.

'Boma yangu' Mukuru,parking 90% imejaa nduthii,lift zimekwama mingi,apartments kuoshwa inakaa hazioshangwi

@HonMoses_Kuria The PS said we negotiate with them

Someone has to bring this madness to an end

@ivymuthe It is cheaper since it uses less material

Why does the Kenya Defence Forces continue to have recruits train in shorts even in 2026

@ivymuthe The only thing worth buying is cooking oil and eggs, the rest is trash

10k gone,this economy is really turf

@cmainx_ All of them. I will start with my mum, followed by my sister, then side babe and sleep kwa Babe

Who are you paying a visit? 🤤

@anj_116_ Isuzu trucks are too expensive, for the price of one you can get two Chinese machines.

Watalainika. Watainama. Wataamini!! Numbers kwa Tippers na Kwa Prime Movers wanajua zimeenda. Na kwa FRR90N wamekamatwa singoooo! Kula wao!!! Mchina hacheki

@ledamalekina @EACCKenya Says the coward of the County

Kenyan governor allegedly snaps up 3 Bel Air mansions then loses them after IRS scrutiny over funds, reportedly walking away from $21M. What’s the verified story here @EACCKenya

@Broadbasedgal How much if you come with your own plate and spoon?

Kalonzo Musyoka is set to launch a Ksh 25,000-a-plate fundraising dinner in Nairobi to help finance his 2027 State House bid This fundraising model mirrors historical high value political dinners in Kenya, such as Raila's ksh 1M-a-plate fundraising event held in the past

@mainandegwa232 Smart Boys versus Very Smart Boys

What wrong did Kenneth Kiplabat do that his enemies kidnapped & slaughtered him .. Were they jealous of his WIN .....