Jude 🐆

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

I don't think anyone can argue with this

Can’t stand Adam or any of his wannabe family, they walk around Manchester like they own it #ImACeleb

Scrub that, paid for 1st class as you often only have 4 carriages and with Picadilly being shut I expected it to be busy - where were my drinks & snacks? @CrossCountryUK

The joys, I’ve got on the train with the jolly train manager who sings and is always happy @CrossCountryUK

Why does @NetworkRailMAN only have escalators going up to the shops and not down? Why not up one side and down the other? I’ve now got matcha on my top as I struggled with a case and my bags, the green is very fetching on my top 😒

@Wayne_adams83 My mum gets one too, and a tax bill every year

My 89 year old grandad as received his new tax code from HMRC today. Fucking shameful.

Run David she’s a psychopath #MAFSAU

Not the draw I wanted, was hoping for a Manc team, good luck @pvfc 🍀

#MAFSAU has started, risotto is ready, feet up and I’m switching off from the world for an hour

FULL TIME THE VALIANTS ARE EMIRATES FA CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🤯🏆 #PVFCLive | 1-0

Through to the FA Cup quarter-finals for the first time since the 1953-54 season! What a journey it’s been for @OfficialPVFC 👏 #EmiratesFACup

@o_reachtaire @caoimhinof Oh I love that version

@caoimhinof The Zutons track was pretty well known for starters and already had brass on it, I dislike his version of Stop Me more though

Why does Mark Ronson go around acting like he wrote Valerie, when all he did was get an extremely charismatic singer to cover it, then stuck a pile of trumpets over the top?

Came home to surprise flowers from @BloomandWild tonight What a lovely treat after feeling stressed 💕

This train is absolutely boiling 🥵 there’s never a middle ground of heat on trains, hot or cold

@MissShelbie123 They are doing a musical tribute

Ozzy Osborne deserved more than a name on a screen! #thebrits

@organisedmess5 There’s a musical tribute

I’m confused. No tribute to Ozzy Osbourne?! #TheBritAwards #TheBrits

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

What a shitty day, couldn’t get a taxi to the train station, then one took an hour to come so had to change my plans tonight, AND I still don’t have @foofighters tickets for tonight. Come on Dave sort a girl out, it’s been a week @O2RitzManc

@dannywallace Who actually cares it was 30 years ago

Jarvis Cocker was wrong to show his bottom to Michael Jackson, and Bob Mortimer was wrong to represent Jarvis Cocker without the appropriate legal licence for the time.