Rory Phillips

My birdhouse for @wemake Open House benefit, tonight @TillamookSt

I fought terrorists as a Marine. My friends and I fought terrorists in urban combat, much like the IDF is doing now. I understand how to fight terrorism. Kari, your understanding of terrorism comes from a teleprompter. You are out of your league.

On a practical level it’s poorly thought out. The surface to volume ratio means it won’t chill a drink well. The shape will create a dam in the glass unless you drink with a straw. It will also likely roll forward and hit you in the nose as you tip your glass to drink

$11 artisanal ice? Portland you have reached peak self parody. I am embarrassed for everyone involved in this ridiculous endeavor including @newseasons for stocking it.

@SpeakerMcCarthy Just do what you promised months ago and fund the government you weak grandstanding clown.

I don't have a journalism degree—but why does the media expect the Republican House to just follow the Democrat Senate's lead on government funding? - House has passed 74% of funding through regular order. No omnibus. - Senate has done NOTHING, including a stopgap bill

@SpeakerMcCarthy How can you be Speaker of the House and not understand the constitution? You unqualified clown.

“Folks, we’re gonna make Middle-Earth great again” #MakeSomeNoise

👀New Starfield leaked footage shows NPC AI in action 😭 #Starfield #Xbox #GamePass #PlayStation #Bethesda

@A_Kickarse_Lady @MichaelM238 Dream Vacation doom posting on twitter. Sad.

@MichaelM238 It’s quite happy thanks. I’m on holiday at the moment and all is good with the world.

@conleydraws That is so awesome! It's one of my favorite shows too. It's brilliant, but also I know there is a nostalgia aspect to it since it satirizes so deftly the SF tropes and TV I grew up on.

Years later, I got to help create the Venture Bros art book, in which I had the dream job of going through boxes of original art and notebooks, carefully scanning everything, cleaning it up, and digitally organizing it all by episode using my knowledge of the show.

Breaking my self imposed Twitter exile to say: Venture Bros is ending tonight, and I’m so sad. The show started when I was still in high school, it's been with my my entire adult life. Here’s me nervously meeting Doc Hammer at comic con back in 2011 (I wore my speed suit)

@folklaurel_ It's like death by a thousand paper cuts. This will all pass in the end.

@GoGo_Picnic GEEZ everything is terrible, huh. I don’t have invite codes just yet but soon 👁️👁️

I can’t McBelieve it

Supreme Court my ass

@axl99 I'm not a live action hater by any means. But I'm not sure what this show adds to the already stellar anime. I also fear Gum-gum / rubberman powers will never translate well into live action.

normalize giving tv animation that amount of cash for production purposes only and not earmarked for retakes

@rapalert6 Really showing your lack of rap cultural knowledge here

When truth prevails, so does America. #DisMis #StopTheSpread