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Eric Cartman started a youtube channel as an edge lord, neck-beard atheist.

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Veni, vidi, vici? Nah. More like veni, vidi, screwed everyone at the pump. Gas prices just spiked 60 cents in two weeks because apparently starting a war in the Middle East has consequences. Who could have possibly predicted that bombing a country next to the world's most impโ€ฆ
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๐ŸšจFACT CHECK๐Ÿšจ: @realdonaldtrump just posted what might be the most unhinged Truth Social rant of 2026, and that is saying something. He packed more lies into one post than most people manage in a year. So we fact-checked every single claim. Spoiler: not one of them holds up.โ€ฆ
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ATHEISM: Because not once has the answer turned out to be magic. EVER. Lightning wasn't Zeus. Disease wasn't demons. Earthquakes weren't divine punishment. Every single time we actually investigated something, the answer turned out to be natural, testable, and repeatable. Theโ€ฆ
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@nancyrmace tweeted: 'Bombing Iran with one hand and buying Iran oil with the other.' Sounds great, right? Except 17 days earlier she voted NO on the War Powers resolution that would have stopped the bombing. She voted to let it continue 'without hesitation.' Her own words. โ€ฆ
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"Nothing can penetrate the Armor of God!" Logic: Hold my beer. The whole "put on the full armor of God" bit from Ephesians 6 sounds real impressive until you realize the armor is made of faith, righteousness, and the "gospel of peace." None of which hold up to a single well-fโ€ฆ
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They want you to believe patriotism looks like a masked agent in tactical gear checking your papers at the airport. Actual patriotism is loving your country enough to demand it does better. It's exercising your rights, not stripping them from others. It's showing up as yourselโ€ฆ
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There are no independent eyewitness testimonies for Jesus of Nazareth. There are only claims of a revelatory Christ Jesus. Paul never met a human Jesus. The Gospels were written decades later by anonymous authors who weren't there. Every piece of early "evidence" traces back โ€ฆ
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@realdonaldtrump supporters threatening to leave the country if he goes to prison over the Epstein files is the funniest thing I've heard all week. First: no you won't. Second: promise? The DOJ just revealed that @potus own first administration shredded huge amounts of Epstโ€ฆ
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"Why don't you just believe, just in case?" Sorry, the Demon Code prevents me. Pascal's Wager assumes there are only two options: your god or no god. But if we're hedging bets "just in case," which of the thousands of gods are we supposed to pick? Hope you chose right, becausโ€ฆ
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This is not a joke. ICE agents are deploying to U.S. airports TODAY. They're not trained in aviation security. TSA officers spend months learning to detect explosives and weapons. These agents are trained to arrest people. The TSA union president said it himself: 'ICE agents โ€ฆ
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Happy Atheist Day, Heathens. March 23rd. The one day a year the internet remembers we exist... as if we weren't here the other 364 days asking for evidence. Normalize atheism. Normalize not needing a cosmic hall monitor to be a decent person. Normalize asking questions withouโ€ฆ
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@gop Republicans control all three branches of government and still can't keep the airports running. @thedemocrats introduced not one, not two, but SEVEN separate bills to fund TSA. Republicans blocked every single one. The actual number of blocked attempts is now up to nine. โ€ฆ
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