Mark Jones

@bryansgunn Brilliant. Now do "We made it difficult for ourselves" 😭

There’s a real player in there

@bryansgunn Brilliant. Now do "We made it difficult for ourselves" 😭

@Eamonn_Forde Underrated Tweet 👏🏻

The Thin "Chalky" Duke. Suffra-git City. Diamond Dog Whistles. Hunky Bore-y. Etc.

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

@LFCClemoo Penalty shoot outs. Play 7-a-side for extra time with unlimited substitutions.

Let's get your responses😮‍💨

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Seems amazing to me now that in the year 2000 I still needed a book to "look-up" what was on the internet!

@andreww1967 Betting without The Beatles, obviously

Favourite 4 studio album run by a band or artist?

@archiekershaw8 My man for slide/groove/melody

Greatest guitarist ever? Yes.

This cat looks like Phil Foden.

@GaryLineker Football needs to move to a timekeeper like every other sport. Stop the clock when there are injuries/substitutions/VARs and then the game ends on 90 minute clock that everyone can see. Stop this facial "one more attack" "mystery time* that leads to situations like this.

For those of you that are as old as me, you’ll remember Brazil v Sweden in the 1978 World Cup when referee, Clive Thomas did exactly the same thing.

‼️ MACBOOK GIVEAWAY ‼️ I’m giving away a brand new MacBook pro in a collaboration with my friend. Rules to enter: 1: Like & retweet 2: Follow @elitetradingz The winner will be announced in 24 hours, good luck!!

@mrdavidwhitley 👏🏻

@SimonMAlikesyou It's like something out of Rame of Rones #racarys

@IanDunt And Cockneys!

It freaks me out when Americans say cheers for thank you.

@ColinMurray @bbc5live Ever had any John Mayer on? Beautiful laid back groove of "Queen of California" Mentions Neil Young's "After the Goldrush" and "Blue" by Joni Mitchell.

A special + tough Midnight Mixtape theme for Weeknights @bbc5live tonight! Songs that DELIBERATELY reference another song! We will create a playlist of songs that do that, and a 2nd playlist of the songs they reference! 🙌 ONE (which is actually two!) suggestion each 👇 ❤️📻