Tristan

Sometimes it be like this

@MilesTincknell Oh dear

What the hell is going on…!

In 6 days Robin Diangelo will forfeit $22,712 to educate underprivileged children of colour by ignoring a debate request from a woman of colour. We've made several attempts to reach her for comment to no avail. If you have a way to get this to her please do 1/2 @Ayaan @megynkelly

The Superleague entering world football #SuperLeague

@skewedio Fuckin told you that shit

Got caught in a riptide today. The ocean does not give a single fuck.

@BBCiPlayer why in the name of singed infant retinas did you choose a glaringly bright UI for the kids part of the app? It’s like looking at the sun trying to put on a bit of night garden for bedtime 😖 - the grown-ups get a nice chilled dark BG

@skewedio It’s gotta be either “new” or “noyer” I’ve never found out which and change in my head every time I read it 😂🤦‍♂️

How the hell do you pronounce neue

The worst kinds of kids toys are the ones that demand that you solve them in order to tidy them away

@JonnyMoran1 NYC is the greatest

If you watch anything today, watch an entire hood on lockdown in Brooklyn rapping Juicy by the notorious B.I.G. Juicyyyy !

If the #Covid_19 pandemic was #ShaunOfTheDead then I would say that the UK is currently about here:

@KraftHeinzCo how have you managed to get this far as a company with tins that don’t even stack? What kind of decision is that? 🤦‍♂️

#MFTC vol 1 now streaming 🙌🙌🙌 what a time to be alive.

Newborn babies just chillin in the Moses basket be like... #dadlife

When your #3yearold develops the ability to do the sound from #thegrudge 😨👀

The day your daughter asks you if she can sit down and watch #thundercats 🙌

@CadburyUK why don’t you bring back the old gold and purple paper packaging? #nostalgia #thisplasticshitaintrecyclable

Dear all of the people that speak into the earpiece of their phone when talking on speakerphone; that’s not a microphone, it’s a speaker.

@Sonos pleeease update the design of your mac desktop app! it's so old, I'm fed up with looking at those macaroni fossils and why is it blue? #needeyerefreshment

Fact 1: my daughter corrected me on our distance from galactic central point this evening. Fact 2: she’ll be 3 in August. 🤓⭐️ #galaxysong #lullaby #daddysgirl #dadlife

@Burgertime10 But... it’s in a si- never mind

@GusBalderdash The ‘washing up bowl’. Sometimes I wonder how the British Empire even survived. In Hove we had TWO.