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@Fact @MvG180 Michael must feel like he's talking in earthquakes then.

Your voice sounds deeper to you than it does to everyone else.

@joshpearson180 Worst fitting jacket I've ever seen on humphries.

Lads lads lads 🐎 Weird not seeing them in their darts shirts 😂

@RupertLowe10 @RupertLowe10 I want to know what you will do against all these Chinese takeaways and similar small businesses that rake in thousands per day but pay almost zero tax due to their obvious lies.

A Restore Britain Government will stand with British small businesses. Proudly and unapologetically. And no, that wouldn’t mean just posting on social media on ‘small business Saturday’ or taking the occasional picture at a local bakery. We would act, immediately. We would burn away the tax framework that has suffocated small businesses for so long. Not just reversing Labour’s recent damage, but stripping it right back to how it was decades ago. Businesses would be left to do what they do best - succeed. Raise money, hire more people, invest in the firm. Win contracts. And then guess what? They will pay more tax. OBVIOUSLY. I feel like I am smashing my head into a brick wall enduring Reeves and the gang in Parliament. Listen to me when I say this - these people know nothing. They are economically illiterate. I wouldn’t hire a single one of them. I wouldn’t trust Reeves with a small bag of pennies. They are arrogant fools, wielding an awful lot of power. That is a very bad combination. Restore Britain MPs will be men and women who have succeeded in their field, particularly business. They will not be jumped-up little twerps who have kissed the right arse. We will not play those games. Britain’s tried that, and look where it’s got us. We are already recruiting. These will be proper people, I promise you that. Because I am from a business background. I understand what it is like. Endless phone calls, zero holiday, relentless stress. Dealing with the rapid stream of ever-evolving rules and regulations. Try to speak to your local council? Good luck. It’s past lunchtime on a Friday, so why would you even expect these people to be at work? Don’t be so ridiculous. I detest the planning department so very much. I cannot even tell you. Running a business in 2026 Britain is hard bloody work. And nobody in Westminster understands that. There is now a political party that will fight for those entrepreneurs. Restore Britain. There is one solution, and one solution only - everything else comes after. CUT TAX - right across the board. Corporation, income, dividend, business rates, national insurance and more. The five golden rules of business, as always. What’s in it for me? That’s just the brutal truth. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. You need to incentivise growth. Because for many in the current system, they just think what is the point? VAT registrations trap businesses under £90k. IR35 punishes flexibility. Dividend thresholds mean working to earn that extra money is just not worth the effort. So they don’t bother. Changes to inheritance tax mean that family business owners can’t even hand it over to their children. It will all change. Restore Britain would overhaul everything. But policy is secondary here. Personnel is first. We need people in Parliament who have done it. Been through it. Understand it. Taken those work calls on holiday when the spouse is getting pissed off. Dealt with cashflow problems, chased late invoices, waded from the endless HR bullshit. Anyone who has done a self-assessment will hate the British state as much as I do. And I really do hate the British state. I want those people alongside me in Parliament. Restore Britain is going to put those people into Westminster. That is our plan. To replace the self-serving political establishment with men and women who get how business works. A political party that understands what small business owners are going through. That political party is Restore Britain.

@kingkapoor72 @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 @kingkapoor72 Do you support British Manufacturing? If so give us a follow and a message !

I might be the first immigrant joining @RestoreBritain_ @RupertLowe10 Reason: I'm loyal to Britain, which gave me shelter when I needed it most, and I always support patriots. The Britain I came to is not the same anymore, it looks like Afghanistan now.

Restore Britain would get the public sector buying British. Schools. Hospitals. Prisons. Care homes. The military. Government departments. Vast spending power - a Restore Britain Government would deploy that to support British farmers, producers and small businesses.

A Restore Britain Government would ensure that all NHS staff speak fluent English. What a revolutionary idea that is.

@WarMonitor3 So we can't deport anyone from the UK, yet we can deport UK nationals from Chagos? What's going on here.

@ChayasClan 1x large EMP....

China released a video showing a Terminator type future of warfare. This is scarier than it looks because a million robot soldier army could cause untold devastation. You can’t kill them.

If you watch one thing today, make it this.

How would a Restore Britain Government support small businesses? First step, and possibly the most important. We understand the problems and trust me, I know how difficult it is. I’ve been there, I’ve done it. The effort that goes into keeping a small firm profitable and operational is vast, and NOBODY in Government understands that. THE most important way to help small businesses is tax. GET IT DOWN. Corporation tax - we should be aiming for the lowest in Europe. Undercut our neighbours, take their business. Be ruthless. Make Britain the most attractive place to operate on the continent. Watch how the money then flows in. Rates will slashed on income and dividend, thresholds pushed up. We must urgently reward success. NI not raised, but cut. If we want businesses to hire, MAKE IT CHEAPER. Because what happens when employment gets more expensive? Costs get passed on. Contracts stall. Hiring cancelled. Investment is paused. It grinds the economy to a halt. Businesses stop spending money. They wait and see. Everyone suffers. IR35 will go in the bin on day one. Things change, contracts change, circumstances change. IR35 accounts for none of that, adding layers of unnecessary paperwork and regulation. Flexibility matters. VAT threshold would be doubled. There are so many businesses hovering just under £90k, desperately avoiding VAT. Fair enough, I don’t blame them. So let’s hike the threshold and unleash that demand. We would like to see a tax holiday for small businesses in the first few years - give them the breathing space they need to grow and find their feet. HMRC will pick up the phone, and you will be able to speak to an advisor who can actually speak fluent English. What a mad shock that would be... We will end the HR-ification of Britain that is used to blackmail employers. Regulatory frameworks that are used to suffocate small businesses will be burnt away. Farage attacks private sector employees working from home. I couldn’t give a shit where people choose to work. If the employer and employee are happy, then it’s none of our business. Failing public sector officials? Different story. Business rates for small businesses, abolished. We will brutally crack down on illicit trading - does Britain need so many Turkish barbers and vape shops? The answer, quite obviously, is no. Let’s be honest about what’s really often going on here. Money laundering. There would be free car parking in high streets all over Britain. These little gnomes in councils have no idea. If parking is free at the retail parks, people will just go there. Let’s encourage them back into our high streets - that means tackling crime too, obviously, but one step a time here... Licensing laws, planning bureaucracy, council red tape. We will obliterate it all. Let’s back British hospitality. Cut VAT, business rates abolished and burn back the endless nonsense they have to deal with. Ease laws on closing times and fast-track permits for outdoor seating. If people want to enjoy a late night drink or two, it's none of our business to tell them otherwise. Restore Britain will put those jumped-up little council bastards back in their box. I promise you that. Inheritance tax will be abolished. If a family wants to pass their business down the generations, then Government must not stand in the way. Tax has been paid, there should not be another bill following a death. It’s wicked and cruel. Above all else - businesses need stable, long term thinking. The Budget should be a complete non-event, other than further tax cuts. This can all be funded by brutalising down the fraudulent state that has become the enemy of the people. And let me tell you this. ANYBODY who gets business will understand that these measures will pay for themselves many times over. If we reward hard work, then we’ll get more of it. More tax will be paid, and the economy will boom. These are just my initial thoughts on what a Restore Britain Government would do. We would create an environment in which it's easy to do business, and then we would leave you the hell alone. The message is this to small business owners... Restore Britain is on your side. You finally have a political party that will fight for your interests.

Join the party. restorebritain.org.uk/join_us

This is it, this is the future we need.

This.

@piersmorgan And what do you think a true census would show today if it were done. Not that it would be forceful enough to record the immigrant housing all over the country that has 17+ men in a house.

It’s not. The population of UK was 67m in 2020. Mr Ratcliffe is talking utter nonsense.

And he is absolutely correct.

@brave Main browser here. Impressed with it

Is Brave one of multiple browsers you use? If so, what would make you fully switch to Brave? 👀

@ManCity @BYD_Europe @BYDGlobal Well I was going to look into getting a BYD Seal. Guess that's not happening now

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@Lea_EFC So this aged well. Lesson 1, never tweet during a match.

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@sciencegirl Dwayne Dibley

What would you name this dog