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@andthewatrrises God I’ve tried but it’s been nigh insufferable.

Goodbye for a while.

If Mike wasn't a bitch 1/2

The people trying to call him an incel or sexless do nothing to help. Like holy shit, learn how to talk to people.

Jean Wells. Penny Williams. Rose Estes. Darlene. Lee Gold. Margaret Weis. Penny Williams. People like this never have awareness of the greater world around them, and always lack a knowledge of any TTRPG history.

@VividVivka There is a Michael Buble somewhere.

A haunted house, but it’s just a long winding labyrinth of overpriced ugly Christmas decor. The Mariah Carey song plays on a loop, but it’s only the chorus. In the distance, you hear the Salvation Army bells toll.

@sidneyrubino Happy Birthday!

another reminder that we are boycotting McDonald’s, Starbucks, and Disney! Stocks are already going down and they’re sweating, your part DOES help! #FreePalestine #CeasefireNOW

@agirlcalledlina What absolute fucking vultures, what the hell

it’d be funny if in guided meditation they’d throw in something kind of scary sometimes like “imagine there’s a weird creature behind you. you don’t have language to describe any of its features. notice what that feels like”

is anyone here willing to do a short Q&A about conventions or artist alley things? i've been jumpscared by an assignment deadline and i'd need it by tomorrow night 😬😬 lmk yall lol

What the fuck.

Israel's propaganda is not sustainable. Millennials and Gen Z see right through it.

Gal Gadot saying that people who are asking for a ceasefire have lost their "humanity" is so telling, because it represents that in her eyes, the Palestinians are not part of humanity. That's how Israel supporters justify the genocide - they consider indigenous people animals.

@danielhkwan Happy Birthday. I’m glad you’re here.

It’s my birthday! The last year was a tough one for me. Regardless, I’m so proud of what I’ve achieved professionally, what I’ve created, the friendships I’ve cultivated, and my personal growth!

After 20 years of DMing I can finally summarize my style of running games: I love Courage the Cowardly Dog.

@HeavensPress Yeah like at best it was a reflection of what you do, instead of a deterministic value. But it was very silly that you could detect someone by their vibes.

@HTTPaladin It’s like everyone has to follow oaths but way stupider and not nearly as clear cut

The alignment system in 3.5e D&D was so funny because it meant that if you listened to Free Bird too much and shotgunned Four Loco you could reasonably be barred from learning martial arts as a Monk.

@HeavensPress Yeah but its like "You failed to protect these people. According to your oath, fuck you." vs. "You agreed with a judge, lose your ability to play the lute."

@HTTPaladin Vestiges still exist like with the Paladin oaths but you could be locked out of so many things just because of minor actions lol