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My Self-Reminder when tempted: Imagine giving up smoking or taking drugs and family members and random people give you a puzzled look or say, "Go on, just one at a party." That's the problem with alcohol. - Draw2quit's comment from Kurzgesagt's "Alcohol is AMAZING" video.

KNICKS ESCAPE SAN ANTONIO UP 2 - 0

New York might be up in flames as soon as Wednesday, 11:47PM ET

@bamrcus Detroit**

Mexicans don’t play about little caesers

Wemby just pulling up whenever he likes it. Oh yeah, league is in trouble next year

I officially stand with Jacoby Brissett btw You couldn’t pay me anything to stand in that pocket

@IISwitchII GET UP LYLE GET UP YOU GOTTA GET UP

"i dont keep up with baseball until september" you are missing objectively the funniest parts of the seasons. rays pitcher puking on the mound. mets implosion. whatever is going on at angels stadium. the summer is when the real good shit happens.

Drinking a crispy cold bottle of water after an S-tier tug got me feeling like I accomplished what few people have experienced

I’m about to tweet something vile at 12:30 local time. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Remember that time that reporter COOKED James Harden Bro remains undefeated 😂🤣

@NFL_Convo Barry had to make an entire world with just his own sticks, stones and his own two feet. He didn’t have to prove anything else with what the football Gods and the universe gave him.

I’m sorry but Barry Sanders being 1,457 yards from the all time rushing record but retiring because he was tired of losing is just something I will never understand

“I swear to god if you challenge one more call”

Don’t get in my car expecting to hear new music, ion know them songs 😭

doing a line of hope

@DBillius We cop the upcoming Cade hoop shoes as a way of saying thanks. Couldn’t have asked for 2 calendar weeks of peak 313 bball

pistons eliminated tigers last place team gas is $5 job market is fried broke as fuck what am i on this planet for

I get haunted by this quote once in a while. And the worst part; this NFC title game was on two legendary birthdays (s/o to Jermaine Cole & my loving pops)

CONGRESS JUST ADMITTED $175,000 IS NOT ENOUGH TO LIVE ON, BUT THEY EXPECT YOU TO LIVE ON $14,000 A YEAR.

Aye bruh. In hindsight, I didn’t mean for Detroit basketball to cosplay their inner Michigan Football 2025 season and reunite with old skeletons

IT'S THE UNDERTAKER

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