Darlo Walrus

THE DARLO - WALRUS PARADOX Dec 31st Thor Walrus appears in Scarborough Jan 1st Thor Walrus departs Scarborough Jan 2nd 10:00 Darlo Walrus departs to Scarborough 12:30 Thor Walrus appears 3 miles from Darlo Walrus' house 15:30 @safc 2-5 @Official_Darlo 15:45 My family see Thor

I think this puts all of those "What is the best meal deal?" debates to bed

@TimHickman1994 They play each other on the final day 😬

Utterly ridiculous that one of York and Rochdale are almost certainly going to finish on 100+ points in the national league and have to settle for the playoffs. Simply cannot be allowed to continue with having only one automatic promotion spot anymore.

@dale_sando Don't you fucking mate me

@HartyDFC Great work mate 🖤😂

Updated NLN run-in (featuring the current top ten before any bread bins start moaning):

@Dadster69 @darlouncovered I think that's the least of our worries with this team

@darlouncovered @HartyDFC Freddie Barber & Marco G have gotta been in

Asking ChatGPT what the best ever Darlington XI is. The future is AI kiddas.

@Official_Darlo YYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Steve Watson & Terry Mitchell Extend Stay Until 2027/28 We’re delighted to confirm that manager Steve Watson and assistant Terry Mitchell have signed contract extensions, keeping them at the club until the end of the 2027/28 season. Since arriving in 2024, they’ve led the team from the bottom of the table to safety in a remarkable “great escape” — and now into the play-off race this season. With strong leadership, exciting progress on and off the pitch, and big ambitions ahead, the future is bright. Everyone at the club looks forward to continuing this journey together. 🔗 darlingtonfc.co.uk/news/steve-and…

SEXUAL WALRUS NOISES

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

Heads up everyone. We gave it absolutely everything and were the better side. You can tell they are very decent (and savvy), but they also got lucky tonight. Up the bastard town 🖤🤍🖤🤍

The fucking jammy bastards

@DarloBill @DarloFCSG @Official_Darlo I'll be wetter than your Mam when the binmen come round

@HartyDFC @DarloFCSG @Official_Darlo Correct. I hope you get soaked

@Official_Darlo @DarloFCSG Hi guys, is the car park sold out for tonight? I can't see an option to buy on YourClub....

@DarloFCSG @Official_Darlo I'm from Newcastle. Never heard of them!

@HartyDFC @Official_Darlo No worries. Enjoy the game. Maybe grab a brolly

@DarloFCSG @Official_Darlo Its fine, I need to set off now anyway. My own fault for not booking early!

@HartyDFC @Official_Darlo Trying to find out for you.

@2006kean @chinaonthehill Which of your teams are you referring to?

@chinaonthehill @HartyDFC We prefer being taken lightly

The NLN playoff run in. Fixtures in gold indicate both teams are currently top ten. If you spot any errors then feel free to keep it to your fucking self 😘

@chinaonthehill You know what is an actual joke? Some random getting riled by a graphic because their team isn't on it. Hereford could still reach 71 points, I'll add them eh?

@HartyDFC Including Chester is a bit of a joke, will never make it. Marine have got more chance as we’re only 2 pts behind them with 3 games in hand

@seacider There are five spaces to play for (3-7), and I very much doubt today is going to be decisive 🤣

@HartyDFC Merthy, kiddy, Macc & one of any other (hopefully scarboro) Today's results will define

@dale_sando WELL DO IT YOUR BASTARD SELF YOU PISSMAGGOT

@HartyDFC I’d have chucked Buxton in the mix 😉🤣