Heidi

@bekah_topaz Girl pls tell me you got your tampons and had them for the last 14 hours...

All I have to say is… the sisters 😅 #TheBachelor @BachelorABC

@BuschBeer bring back apple #buschlight #buschlightapple

@Jayecane I will gladly accept $444

I want to send you $444

Capricorns… why you all so anal about stuff? Particular/strict etc. do y’all ever get tired of trying to control everything?

So you’re telling me Cicadas get to spend their free time screaming but when I do it I’m all of a sudden getting a noise complaint? Ridiculous

“Bet you won’t say it again” Me:

@albert12798 You’ve been chosen. Watch out Nick Fury might show up soon

i’ve begun my taco bell sauce drawer

steve’s not one of the girls

@ginascratch Why are you getting all the funny texts😒

surprise part two!

@ginascratch Bro I thought you were bald

if i don’t respond to you right away just assume that this is what i’m doing

it took me 21 years and 362 days to understand what EXACTLY the deal is with airline food

@ginascratch WELL LIKE WE HEAR YOU SHUT UP ALREADY THEY JUST SITTING THERE SCREAMING

do you ever think that cicadas just want to be heard? - @HeidiScacc

@pulte HeidiScacc

@ginascratch DISGUSTING

getting food stuck in my wisdom teeth holes so i have a snack for later <3

if she’s amber heard i’m johnny deaf

No one does a Met Gala better than @blakelively

@AmericanIdol I need an All Stars season that just picks fan favorites who didn’t win from across all seasons to go head-to-head for an All Star American Idol title. Thanks

i was fighting a benadryl when i made this