Matthew Heim-Joyful Bastard

@__C__U_ @TheRealThelmaJ1 stollen*

@TheRealThelmaJ1 It was stolen .... so the stupid people believe they won.... 🙄 Liberals are such a joke 😆

Dark Brandon is the most powerful President of all time. 500 days since he was President and Republicans are still crying that everything is his fault.

Victory Day was once meant to honour sacrifice and the defeat of tyranny in Europe. Under Putin, it increasingly celebrates the very darkest chapters of European history. A parade wrapped in militarism, threats, propaganda and the invasion of another sovereign nation, while Ukrainian cities spend the night under drones and missiles. The hypocrisy isn’t lost

@FBIDirectorKash @FBIAlbany Question for whoever is operating this account while their boss is on a paranoia bender. Have you been polygraphed yet?

Thanks to a brave teenager who came forward and FBI agents who acted, an online predator is headed to prison. Outstanding work from @FBIAlbany - who likely saved lives last year after a student came forward during an FBI online safety presentation at a local high school. Our teams responded quickly and arrested a subject within hours - who, as of today, has now pled guilty to a series of offenses targeting young children and will face jail time. Amazing work.

@kylegriffin1 @TheRickWilson Did he really think that he was gonna last as FBI director? Was he even conscious at all during Trump’s first term? Nobody who goes to work for him really ever lasts, and many even end up in prison. He should have known this was coming.

BREAKING MS NOW: Kash Patel has ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff and has been described as in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development. ms.now/news/kash-pate…

I can’t believe y’all actually respond to discovery requests

@skillzmeta1 @3YearLetterman @BradWCAttorney @AngelaBelcamino @Cecilia2078602 @Lifeinvestmoney Yore*

@BradWCAttorney @AngelaBelcamino @Cecilia2078602 @Lifeinvestmoney @3YearLetterman Your lucky that one of those kids wasn’t mine or you’d be in a grave

I had COVID 6 times. Imagine how many more times I would’ve gotten it if I hadn’t gotten vaccinated, boosted, and worn masks. I’m ready to do whatever it takes to take on hantavirus. Trust the science.

@Jon876543211 @3YearLetterman Lenny is just cranky from being crushed by all that waterbed debt.

@3YearLetterman Kenny is going through some stuff

My god the responses to this are glorious

@lemond_kenny @AngelaBelcamino @Lifeinvestmoney @3YearLetterman Lenny, Coach has always made his players get sensible injections. You sound like you open doors with ease.

@AngelaBelcamino @Lifeinvestmoney @3YearLetterman You are a fucking moron if you think that coach did the right thing. Now if any of those kids start dying due to the vaccine then that coach just committed murder. You are the dumbest fucking person to put that poison in your body.

@Mouse72550Teri @AngelaBelcamino @Lifeinvestmoney @3YearLetterman Toni, Coach has been giving his athletes sensible injections for decades, and nobody has complained when helping him open doors because of all of his championship rings.

@AngelaBelcamino @Lifeinvestmoney @3YearLetterman No, he violated these children's rights, he will be sued by the parents.

I don't get it. Kash Patel said the story about him was totally untrue and invented. You can't "leak" made-up material. So what are they investigating?

@ShaunPinnerUA They do that whenever they see a prey animal.

Anybody else’s cat make these noises like a Velociraptor?

not sorry for the tone this morning. the orc bombing of a Sumy kindergarten got me. this was putler's answer to 🇺🇦 offer of truce. hope Zelensky allows to bomb the living shit out of their fucking showboat parade. brb after coffee & the Ministry will return to its normal tone

Really? My first day out of a Russian prison and that’s the best you’ve got? 🤣 Considering the circumstances, I think I looked 🤬ing amazing

the red rash you see on the body of orcistan are the fifteen regions & cities that have cancelled Victory Day Parades on May 9th t.me/astrapress/111… kinetic sanctions are working already without a shot fired!

trump's phoning it in

@atrupar They’d be under $3.00/gallon.

Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "Can you imagine what oil prices would be today if Joe Biden were actually in office?"

meanwhile, Hegseth: "act sober...act sober...don't sway...man, it's coming up my throat! LOOK DOWN! look down...ABORT! ABORT!!"

Sued by Patel and after news broke that the FBI is investigating her piece, she just drops this. Love it