Lindo.

You’re holding your phone too close to your face.

There's something so annoying about the word dear

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Have a great birthday, Coutinho 🥳

A relationship with no sex is also okay

date cancelled braz uyi barb 🫩

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

nothing is more annoying than your girlfriend becoming obsessed with you. eish, don't you have a life outside of me ??????