Skeptical@best

When people in an exit row seem confused about being “willing and able to help in an emergency” we should be able to vote them out of the exit row

@BardotMeow But your neighbors will think you’re so cultured

Netflix needs to have a filter for foreign films that have closed captions. I love them, but if I’m trying to have a movie in the background I wont understand shit😆

@ClubCarmenXXX @TMZ Make it 30, just in case

@TMZ She didn’t even get married young… wtf. Lol. Please don’t get married till after 25 when your frontal lobe is fully developed.

Erika Kirk Pushes 'Get Married Young' Message During Commencement Speech tmz.me/v2R1S6P

It’s getting too hot for clothes 🐦‍🔥

@xo__sophia Your not wrong

Whenever I see someone use the wrong form of “your” it’s because they’re dumb and don’t know the difference but whenever I use the wrong form of “your” it’s because it was a typo, I clearly meant “you’re”

Love to see these fail.

@show_Me_moore I feel like you made this

I’m just saying…

@Ellie_Inkd Prolly gonna try to act cool after I trip over some shit

🤎 I just walked past you at the gym. What are you saying? ✨ #TattooedGirls #TattooedFitness #InkedAndFit #TattooedAndFit #InkedFitness #FitnessWithInk #GymGirlsWithTattoos

@xo__sophia Too much good food will have me waddling into that bitch too.

@FAYGOcreampie @veritytherose Like a bronze statue that’s always getting felt up.

being a stripper means ur spray tan is going to rub off on your tits & ass first & ur gonna look like a dumb ass bitch

Best Earth Day, ever

@highdefgf There should be a button for “already bought it” to quiet those ads

🟢 Available Now means I paid extra for top placement, but the only way to be boosted above page 10 and seen before all the OF girls and scammers is to mark “Available Now”.

@BardotMeow Someone really dialed up the perfect weather this week

Florida is magnificent ☀️

Whenever I’m near a mango, please give me some privacy. You’ll want to avert your eyes 😂

@MeganMartinATL Boooo

No place is safe for us 🙄

@BardotMeow Perspective

My reminder when times get hard.

@chloexo_ch @iluvusofia_xo

@iluvusofia_xo Merge in front of a Tesla. They might not want to let you in but their car will. 😜

People would really rather run people off the road before they will let them merge or get over. It’s insane.

@highdefgf Probably Rahm or DeChambeau but I’m hoping Spieth, Homa, or Koepka are in the mix come Sunday

Who do you have winning The Masters?

Anybody else taking their Vyvanse with Monster? Just me? Cool