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(Parody) Himanta Biswa Sarma

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Political Satire | Parody Account Not affiliated with Hon’ble CM of Assam | Follow for the Daily Dose of Assam's ☕ | Views are Personal | Proud Member of BJP

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(Parody) Himanta Biswa Sarma
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उत्तम नगर में तरुण की हत्या करने वाले आरोपियों की तस्वीरें सामने — क्या इन्हें सज़ा मिलेगी? #JusticeForTarun
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🍿 Piers Morgan — Iran is a threat to USA? 🇺🇸 American Prof — No Piers — But they fund terrorist groups against Israel in Gaza 🇺🇸 American Prof — “So you are saying that Iran is a threat to Israel and that any threat to Israel is a threat to the US. Your argument is pathetic.” 🔥 Bro literally owned Piers, look at him almost crying 😭😭😭
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🚨 Kokrajhar, Assam: Hindus’ religious sentiments targeted again. After a Muslim wedding feast, suspected cow meat was found deliberately thrown into a Hindu neighbour’s courtyard in No. 3 Nayashara village. Locals protested & some Muslim houses were damaged. 7 detained till now.
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Megh Updates 🚨™
Megh Updates 🚨™@MeghUpdates·
🚨 Intel warns of possible IED attacks on security forces in Jammu & Kashmir; high alert after specific intercepts. Fears of repeat pattern: IED blast followed by firing, reports Republic.
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VIDEO from Jaipur 🚨 Tourists come with respect… but incidents like this push them away. Where is on-ground policing at key tourist spots? India deserves better. @jaipur_police
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Santanu Saikia 🇮🇳@ModifiedChokra·
Mr @mohitlaws, You pathetic anti-India propagandist — still peddling debunked lies even after MEA FactCheck and Iranian Embassy slapped them down?Your garbage claims:“$2M tanker fees”? Officially unfounded — Iranian Embassy in Delhi: “Personal views, NOT official policy.” One MP’s rant ≠ fact. “Yuan payments humiliating India”? Pure fake news — MEA FactCheck destroyed this smear. No Indian tanker paid in yuan. Russia’s short-term windfall? Temporary spike. India is bingeing on discounted Russian oil instead. “Fake medal + energy crisis”? Speaker of the Knesset Medal — Israel’s new highest parliamentary honour, first ever to PM Modi for real contributions. Energy? India diversified to 40 countries, 70%+ imports via alternative routes, ample stocks. No crisis — just smart diplomacy while you cry. Nothing but venom and Pakistani-style propaganda. Exposed😊
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Pakistan as "go-to mediator" in the US-Iran crisis? That's not strength—it's geography and desperation. Sharing a border with Iran, a huge Shia population, and fresh Trump hugs, Islamabad volunteered as a messenger boy for back-channel notes (alongside Turkey & Egypt). Relaying texts doesn't make you a power player; it makes you convenient in a messy region. India isn't "missing the table"—it's choosing not to chase every headline. Modi directly called Iran's President Pezeshkian (twice), condemned strikes on critical infrastructure, pushed for open shipping lanes in the Gulf, and prioritised Indian nationals' safety and energy security. We have real stakes: oil imports, Chabahar port, Gulf diaspora, and balanced ties with US, Israel, and Iran. Pakistan's "seat" highlights its tightrope—condemning US strikes while begging for US deals, all while battling its terror-export image. India doesn't need to insert itself as courier. Our foreign policy under Modi is pragmatic multi-alignment: quiet leverage through economy, QUAD, defence muscle, and direct leader calls—not performative optics. A terror haven playing messenger changes nothing. India builds enduring influence; Pakistan chases relevance . That's not failure—it's maturity. We protect interests without drama.
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Supriya Shrinate@SupriyaShrinate·
According to reports, countries like Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan are helping to defuse the tension between America and Iran. Imagine a terror state like Pakistan being the go-to player during Trump’s crisis with Iran! But where is India in all of this? Why don’t we have a seat at this high-stakes table? Or are we too busy promoting Dhurandhar or making red-laser-eyed reels to care about being part of conversations that are reshaping the global world order? If this isn’t an abject failure of our foreign policy under Modi and his minions, then what is? I can’t wrap my head around the fact that a terror haven like Pakistan is involved while we aren’t! This is not acceptable.
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Pakistan in full panic mode after Dhurandhar 2 🔥 Their police are now checking everyone's ID on the streets of Lyari, hunting for "Indian spies" 😂 Just yesterday, Pakistani social media was screaming "completely fake movie, bakwaas" 😭 Ab road pe ID verification ka full tamasha! Dhurandhar 2 effect hitting harder than expected #Dhurandhar2 #DhurandharTheRevenge
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A brother worked day and night to educate his sister. She became a Class 12 topper.. GIRL: He is my younger brother. My father is no more. REPORTER: Now you want to earn, and run the house? GIRL: Yes sir.. for my brother 🥹🥹
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VIDEO from Haryana 🚨 Boy proposes in public… girl throws a teapot… boy hits back with a wiper. Rejection turned into a fight. This isn’t love, this is lack of control.
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🚨 Bareilly: Police encounter in Izzatnagar on Eid day over cow slaughter. Mohd Aslam (history-sheeter with 5 cases, ran smuggling/slaughter gang), Nishan & Nasir arrested. Remains dumped in drain; brass capsules & lame two men reported. Kudos to @bareillypolice @Uppolice for swift action!
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