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Emma Maltais posting a TikTok where they're all mocking NHL players who get asked their favorite womens sports players and respond with family members or the most popular women athletes 😭 I love her down

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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Let's fix your headline Rhode Island hockey player, who lost his mom and other family members in senseless shooting, wins state championship in an inspirational run, with great support from teammates, schoolmates and community

why would you just confess to the whole internet that you've never woken up next to a woman

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

White Oak Saeple Mahogany Douglas fir mixed grain Cedar Red oak Pine (I work in the wood coating department of a window company)

You can just do things. Like you don’t need a purpose. That is the result of toxic hustle culture.

Been watching that Mormon Wives show lately and it’s so interesting to me how quick they are to turn on each other when I would never just turn on my girlies from here. It’s actually like such weird behavior from self-proclaimed “sisters.”

35 books until I’m on track for my goal again but honestly I don’t care so much about hitting my goal and more so happy I am busy and happy

I’m not sure people understand how much being a first responder and a former funeral director assistant shaped how I think.

Adding this comeback to my lexicon.

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.

Mad respect to the guy just now walking at night who crossed the road and then looked the other direction when I was walking at night

My partner is my special interest. Let me tell you all about him.

Okay? And? God forbid a woman wants a provider. A man who is proven to be successful and not someone she has to carry in life.

Not him out here enforcing speed limits with sweets 😭

People in my life get so frustrated because I will not make a recipe for more than one person. Because I’m one person so leftovers can be a lot. There’s so many other thoughts that go into a recipe like that for instance storage, longevity, etc.

Nothing is more distressing to a bully than a nonchalant person. Like cool? Lmk when you’re done and we can move on with our days.

imagine if a woman held a sign saying “my husband is undergoing a serious operation that could result in death, but i chose to be here instead..... male humour is all about “i hate my wife”