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@dammiedammie35 Friend; Toheebu, Eje
Matta; olorun onije
No more way for poor people 😭😭

@dammiedammie35 It’s possible for the 150GB to finish in 5 days sef. The man needs to find out who’s using the data with him and what app is consuming more.
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Man stormed an MTN office after his 150GB one month unlimited plan got exhausted in just 6 days and they couldn’t even give any reasonable explanation!!! This is what we all need to do!!! The way data plans disappears lately is ins@ne💔💔
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Interviewer; “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour electricity for them, how does that work?”
NEPA official in Bayelsa State; “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine and other electric appliances. Energy they would consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”
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@ThatOjoBoy @iamdirebella02 Allegedly e be like all
Of una dey craze
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Oshey Deacon Bode 😹
BODE@odinlad_
On god, I’ll disgrace this arsenal team if I meet them in the ucl semi final
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@ThatOjoBoy @INCREDIBUUUUU Throughout the video na that Chicken I just dey observe, e dey act like assistant owner of the dogs 😭😭
A lot of people don’t know that Boerboels are some of the most gentle dogs in the world.
Which makes them quite easier to train than a lot of other breeds of dogs…
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be like we go cancel baddo o😡
HYPETRIBE@hypetribeng
🚨SHODAY, OLAMIDE “COME KULOSA” OUT TONIGHT🚨
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“If I had sent this waybill of goods worth ₦350,000 that night, by now I would have been in the police station.”
— Man selling clothes in Anambra recounts how a man who pretended to be buying clothes used his business account to sc@m a lady of ₦350,000.
According to him, the man had contacted him days earlier, claiming he wanted to buy clothes. After selecting the items he wanted, the seller sent his account details for payment.
About two hours later, he received ₦350,000 in his account, but it was already evening. He told the man he would send the waybill to Asaba the next morning, but the man insisted he should either send it that night or refund the ₦350,000.
The next day, when he tried reaching him to complete the delivery, the man stopped answering his calls. Moments later, another number called him, it was a lady asking where the wig she paid for was.
That was when he realized the man had used his business account to collect money from the woman after pretending to sell her a wig.
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£60M will get you Olise ffs
What are these guys smoking
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🔵 Chelsea have already reached an agreement with Pedro Neto’s agent Jorge Mendes. No issues on salary, club to club talks ongoing to get the deal done as initial request is around £60m. He’s top of the list for new winger. 🇵🇹
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