HowlingPsycho

Put jousting in the Olympics

“Attention shoppers we are looking for a.. excuse me what was the name of your brother?” ME (giggling uncontrollably): umm My Massive-haha-sorry My Massive Co- AHA- AGH dang it. My Massive Cock And Balls And Cum And Shit ahahahahahahaha

Ex got fatter

Ah, the wise old kike

Gotta love how atheists will be like “we are all descended from animals” but then when you do this to their child they wanna call the cops

I showed up to my son’s second grade “Bring Your Dad to School” day. All the dads had to stand up and say what they do for work. Being divorced and unemployed, I started to get nervous. So I tried the ol’ trick of imagining the class naked to calm down. Next thing I know I’m getting dragged out of the classroom because I apparently zoned out and started jacking off.

Butt ass naked and unreasonably sweaty, chugging copious amounts of straight black coffee out of a comically large coffee pot while I shove my way onto the front row bleacher at my nephew’s tee ball game and yell “PLAY BALL” in a mortified parent’s ear

@Space_b0y_ how "dark woke" niggas talk about howling mutant now

Phish opens night 2 of The Sphere with Free and a journey into a land of portapotties!

I can't believe project mayhem is kind of real but instead of fighting it's a bunch of sad guys that learned to reply really "good" on the internet

@feraljokes We know you’re reading it

I am not reading any of this shit have fun whining down there

@feraljokes Get another Harry Potter tattoo about it sad nigga.

It was worth the risk of being removed for breaking the “NO PHOTOGRAPHY” rule in order to get this

@HowlingYunioshi This picture was taken at my sisters intervention without her consent and I have contacted our attorney

Attack on Titan is a story about overcoming ancestral guilt and appropriately responding to violent outsiders who want you dead - and being justified in doing so.

Richard Hanania has really hit rock bottom recently

@possadistpuppy @unvaxxedNwaxed Where’s my fuckin pizza