Mazi Thanos Esq: Legal Baker

“Raise the packs and thank President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.” - What Tinubu’s supporters in Lagos were made to do for a carton of the Renewed Hope package. Their leader still read a long address to appreciate Tinubu. Chai, my goodness!✍️

BREAKING: Joy Ezeugwu, the viral nursing student who exposed the poor condition of Uwani Health Centre Enugu — has been suspended indefinitely by her school Ezzy College of Nursing.

🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year

I probably haven’t said this loud enough, Peter Obi will NEVER be President in Nigeria. Do have a nice day digesting that certainty. 🇳🇬

Goodluck Jonathan is the cause of all this downfall that had befell Nigeria

🚨BREAKING: Ghana becomes the first African country to integrate payment into its Citizens' Identity Card, ditching US-based payment giants Visa and Mastercard in Africa The card is now widely accepted in over 200 countries for online, in-store, and ATM use. It allows for secure purchases, international payments, and offers perks like insurance and emergency assistance. Ghana Card holders can activate their card using the MyCitizens App or by dialling *402#

Got married on my birthday being 24th March, low key wedding has always been my thing, I'm glad I did

This cost 1.3billion apparently. So…. This is the new reality.

The most common torture inflicted by the Muslims during the Ottoman period was whipping. The usual victims were the Christians. It was the introductory torment in every other torture, so common in the persecutions of Christians that the phrase became proverbial: "I will whip you until you change your faith." The victim was tied with exposed back, their clothes torn, and the whipping began. The executioners were usually Turkish soldiers with robust physiques, so that the blows were both critical and powerful. The number of blows was either predetermined by the court or (most of the time) left to the discretion of the executioners. Muslim judges (qadis) observed the torture. If the victim showed that they could not endure the completion of the number of blows and their life was in immediate danger, then the judge placed the Quran under the executioner's armpit. Unable to raise his arm high (since the holy text must not fall to the ground), he delivered the remaining blows with less intensity. After the whipping, the victim was often left helpless without care, or thrown into prison. In most cases, permanent disabilities remained on the body. Also, one of the harshest tortures of the Ottoman Muslims was impalement. Crowds surrounded the victim and mocked them, suggesting they convert to Islam and insulting their faith, family, and nationality. The stakes were set up in a specific area, usually in the village or town square. The victim was dragged there in public humiliation, as usual. After being severely whipped, their clothes were torn, their hands were tied tightly behind their back, and they were "seated" on the stake. Then weights were hung on their legs so that they would slide down and be skewered on the stake. In many cases, the sadism did not end with skewering the victim. The spit (with the victim on it) was placed horizontally over a fire or burning coals, and the victim was roasted alive like a lamb. The fearsome and terrible Ali Pasha of Ioannina was famous for slowly roasting his victims, thinning the coals under them to prolong the agony and the entertainment of himself and his entourage. In many cases, he forced relatives to torture and kill their own kin to avoid impalement and roasting themselves. I have an interesting story to tell you on my next post. Stay tuned. I know what you are thinking. The religion of peace.

MY THEORY ON TERRORISM IN NIGERIA The United States and the collective West did not like Yar'Adua because of his 7-Point Agenda, which was designed to guide Nigeria towards becoming one of the twenty largest economies in the world by 2020. So they poisoned him. The CIA assassinated Yar'dua. Goodluck Jonathan constitutionally replaced him as his vice. The West still did not trust him because of course, they feared he would toe Yaradua's path. In his first tenure, two opposition parties formed a coalition and connived with the US, which advised them to bring in harm militias through the North to cause insecurity which would be used against Jonathan not to progress through the next election. The Obama regime funded this insurgency which will go on to call themselves Boko Haram. After the election, the terrorist group would not go, they had to evolve their use. They figured out that the mining of gold and other rare-earth minerals in the north was a good business, after all, the military generals did it, so why not? They fought with these generals for the mines which escalated into a national issue while the Military generals portrayed the resource theft as fighting insurgency. And these personal wars for mine fields were funded from the state coffers. The self-serving military could not win because the terrorist group was funded and supplied with munitions by China, France, and the US who were all buyers of these stolen resources from the terrorists and the Military and the terrorists had to call a truce. So now, periodically they just fight each other for mining site disputes or for show to fool the populace that the insurgency is actively being fought. Innocent lower-ranked soldiers, our sons and daughters are periodically sent as a burnt offering to these crime scenes just to keep the public perception going. What started as a political tool and strategy has metamorphosed into a resource theft syndicate that leveraged the corruption of the Nigerian military.