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Incredible that Calle Jarnkrok made it through his entire 4-year contract with the Leafs. 15 total points over the past two seasons. Never traded, never waived, never sent down to the AHL. One of the great feats in sports history.

i feel like this may have been written before the bottom of the 9th

Para nuestra familia, San Diego y los fieles, por siempre. For our family, San Diego, and the Faithful, forever.

“let’s fucking go san diego!” - jackson merrill

When Alabamians see British people:

@TCAZ1776 @PolymarketSport

@PolymarketSport Some effete European is going to roll up on me and tell me I can't drink bad domestic beer and grill brats on a hibachi next to my V8 Chevy Suburban in a parking space I already paid $100 for? Like to see them try. This is what the 2nd Amendment was for.

🚨JUST IN: FIFA has banned tailgating before World Cup matches at major U.S. stadiums. Tailgates are normally free to attend.

@nypost west wilson was the name of my middle school

West Wilson leaves Amanda Batula’s apartment with shoes in hand after first public date since romance bombshell trib.al/O81T1mn

@SomeTypoWay this is what twitter was made for

@burnedinseattle @MadelnCanada fair but i guess my point was he’s significantly older

@ImDrakeSmith @MadelnCanada 41 is middle aged bro

Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry together at Coachella 👀🌵

@FreeAndHostile @momsAreheros @BradPowers7 i’m not trying to be an asshole but colorado being relevant in football is wild. they were awful before deion got there and now they’re not good but certainly better than they were

@momsAreheros @BradPowers7 When you gladly call-for and embrace the spotlight, don't be surprised when it keeps shining at you in failure.

Colorado Spring Football How it started (2023) vs How it's going (2026)

Jonathan Quick is gone. Ryan Miller is gone. Carey Price is gone. Pekka Rinne is gone. Tim Thomas is gone. Tuukka Rask is gone. Martin Brodeur is gone. Corey Crawford is gone. Roberto Luongo is gone. Henrik Lundqvist is gone. Marc-Andre Fleury is gone. Your childhood is over.

@jasrifootball @krisrhim1 i don’t care. do it.

𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: Chargers superstar S Derwin James is reportedly seeking a new contract extension prior to training camp, per @krisrhim1 It would likely be a record breaking one.

@burnedinseattle @MadelnCanada eh she’s 41 and as a fellow 41er i say do whatever you want. he’s like 55 though.

@MadelnCanada Why are these middle agers dressed like 16 year olds

@GuyvillainUSA @MadelnCanada he’s like 55 and she’s 41. i only know that bc she’s my age

@MadelnCanada Isn’t she like 65 years old How old is he?

@annieheilbrunn @Zynx42

Stammen said Pivetta is feeling under the weather, plus dealing with elbow stiffness (similar to what he dealt with in spring training). Said he may or may not get imaging — depends on how Pivetta feels tomorrow. “There’s a world in which he makes his next start,” Stammen said.

Jose Canseco: Had a 40/40 season on steroids. Darryl Strawberry: Had a 39/36 season while coked to the gills and fucking people between at-bats. Advantage: Strawberry

@nscalzo81 @fastballxxx @ShaneTuttleNCAA it’s fake everyone calm down

@fastballxxx @ShaneTuttleNCAA Well, apparently that wasn’t their value since people are willing to pay them millions of dollars. Pretty simple to understand.

UConn G Braylon Mullins will hold the first ever “NIL Auction” to determine what his next team will be with the minimum bid starting at $6M. Mullins intends to return to college and wants to be with the team that is willing to pay him the most.

@ACash5150 @TalkinBaseball_ and it rained some. wtf

@TalkinBaseball_ Strange day at Petco… Freeland didn’t even throw a pitch for the Rockies

Nick Pivetta exited with an injury after retiring the first nine Rockies hitters he faced

White Guys after their first date with a Latina