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@TilllyNeonn Exploding marshmallows in your face! I’m sorry 😞

Can’t use fire pit cause boys are too insane so using the toaster oven for s’mores and I forgot the bread baggie was too close and when I went to grab the handle it had melted to the oven and it lifted knocking the marshmallows off the graham crackers and one burst into flames.

@chiliconcarrot Please

@kinderrat666 Happiest birthday 🎁

@Westhoefen He can suck a dick

@TilllyNeonn Well... between Long Beach and Glendale. And it got the Southern from my mom in there (but she's actually from MS).

Well color me shocked and awed

@boy__onion a glorious dynamic duo! congrats on getting yourself a cute boy. ❤️❤️

just got hit with the boyfriend proposal

@onlystuffilike She make them cookies look delicious

I think we're past that at this point lol

@RobersonWZRD Damn this sounds like it was a blast! Glad you had some fun! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

currently at a queer pool party & i haven’t felt this alive in months had two folks buy drinks for me another bought my ticket & paid for two drinks for me feeling loved happy Juneteenth to a nigga like me

@themp02 @nyaraVT And I should say regularly. Not just a couple of days. And it doesn’t start in June it starts in March. And maybe ends in November, but even then? There are now heatwaves in the winter.

@themp02 @nyaraVT That other guy who commented was eating paste as a child so he didn’t notice. Air conditioners were not required in the main area of Los Angeles, because we had maybe a week’s worth of hot days. We used our AC maybe 2-3 times. Now, it gets up to the 90s in main LA.

omfg.. I'm so exhausted from this heat.. but you know what's worse.. the elite destroying the planet and making climate change so much worse, while pushing a culture war to distract from the fact that you're suffering because of them.. not trans people.. not immigrants..

@RobersonWZRD ♥️♥️♥️

i just cannot express how good it felt be a bit of a hoe tonight i was gassing everyone up had dudes on me grinding, ladies, non-binary folk i just alive this is the purpose of life, goddamn bless.

@succubbbitch @BeepBoo09508727 @naivenostalgia @TilllyNeonn You should be responsible and go put in those job applications so you don’t have to beg for $50 as a communication fee.

@BeepBoo09508727 @naivenostalgia @TilllyNeonn people leaving them around where their kids can get them wouldn’t happen if they were responsible. we’re shifting responsibility to random companies that don’t want kids around instead of parents parenting

I love when I mute a viral tweet and Twitter is still like hey here’s notifications of the most deranged shit available on said “muted” tweet of yours.

@succubbbitch @naivenostalgia @TilllyNeonn Not one single like on any of these posts is GAGGING ME

@naivenostalgia @TilllyNeonn if you think a state regulated product you need an id and possibly medical card to get is at all targeted towards children your a dumbass

@succubbbitch @TilllyNeonn That’s cool because you’re invested in shitting on strangers because you got no hugs as a child and your mom preferred the company of meth and dirty men over you. Try therapy instead of these weak reads, you mealy mouth ass c*nt.

@TilllyNeonn if your kid is acquiring this you’ve failed as a parent

@succubbbitch @TilllyNeonn My favorite part is how you have ZERO likes on your weird/rude quote post and no blue check to monetize. Just mad that either nobody wants to fuck you to make kids, or someone did and you ran them tf off.

@TilllyNeonn watch your kids then instead of acting like adult products have anything to do with them

@succubbbitch @TilllyNeonn Oh stfu you scary ass bitch and go open up those comments on your repost. I’ll give you $50 to go buy some real soap and deodorant with the aluminum in it for the summer.

@juniper2046 YESSSSSSS WHAT A GREAT SATURDAY ACTIVITY!

@Infernalle 😂 We stabbing the kneecaps of people examining them....

Knees??? We checking the BMI on a kneecap? I’m sick 😭😭😭

@poyotimebaybee I’m scared 😭😭

@Infernalle right ???

listen i’m NOT a scientist but isn’t smoking meats in a cardboard box like ….. a bad idea ?

@TilllyNeonn I cussed out several folks.

@Infernalle I love you 😘

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

@Hairspring I’m need to do a drag comedy show. I think that’ll fix me.

@Infernalle I think you'd be an absolute menace if you decided to do drag. And I mean that in a 100% positive way.

For Juneteenth I dreamt about dressing up as a drag queen, then woke up at 1pm to check my blood sugar. 145 from 362 on Sunday. ♥️♥️♥️ Today Pixels (Carmen Miranda Yolanda Kelly the 3rd) comes home. ♥️♥️ I’m taking my husband out to dunch (linner??) cause a bitch got paid. 💵