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Going to Buffalo Wild Wings with the boys and sucking eachother fingers clean.

“Do you think your pimple is going away?” *me: not aware I had a pimple* 👁👄👁

Ubering to the drive in theater and forcing the driver to watch the whole thing with you

Scary enough to make your dick shiver

Going to the club and ordering a virgin pickle back ASAP

You ladies are looking so resistible tonight 😫

What’s more American than that? Says a man, watching women work

Since when have sundae’s not looked like poop?

Babe, do shrimps sleep upside down? @Drockjbetter

Not everyone who likes Brie can be good at sex.

@Drockjbetter Have fun slapping my ankles

@Drockjbetter Little man

@Drockjbetter You couldn’t even reach me

@grandyrich Is this possible 🥸?

went from a 3.06 last semester to a 4.0 this semester 🤝🏽

Hiding my boner with a honeycomb box

Just wanna lay in the sun and itch my crotch today. Is that too much to ask?

the happy bitches were right….working out actually does make you feel better. i’m sick

Today I fell asleep on the wolf line, unsure of how many laps I completed before I woke up

@smoker_drew Think about the people who didn’t even get a Valentine from their parents 😭

so does kanyes gf just sit by the side and watch him beg for kim to come back 😭