Jack Michael

Delighted to finally announce that i have joined @claycrosstownfc A great club that I look forward to representing and im hungry for success.The fact it's within walking distance from the woody is also a big bonus. And have you ever seen a signing announcement on a ride on mower.

@katiee19xox Some blessing that if the rumours are true, full round trip already booked me, so looks like a Serbian holiday If nothing else haha

@JackTalbert We didn’t even have a flight back so could be a blessing 😂

400 tickets instead of 2,000 for Serbia, just cunts

@bentownsend22 @jordylemon92 Shit house get em tagged

@jordylemon92 Tag um

10 games in, we were apparently in a false position. That team has now been relegated. Stick your budgets up your arse! Up the Steels ❤️⚽️

@Horbury_TownFC Go on the Horbury lads

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗦! 🏆🏆

@Henni_Papenfuss Don't start slagging the motherland off already before you even arrive ya Canadian slaaaggggggg

In about 19 hours, I'll arrive back in England. In about 20 hours I'll be desperate to leave again, already sick of the thought of navigating Heathrow later. 🤮

@talkSPORT get into these. Fuck Me played 2 conceded none

@hilt_s @jordylemon92 @SamFinlaw @Matlock_TownFC You apologise to nobody my man 💙

@JackTalbert @jordylemon92 @SamFinlaw @Matlock_TownFC Sorry my friend, will try harder

𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: Matlock Town FC can confirm that we have today parted company with manager Ryan Cresswell by mutual consent. Full statement here ➡️ matlocktownfc.co.uk/club-statement…

@hilt_s @jordylemon92 @SamFinlaw @Matlock_TownFC Come on Chris keep up

@jordylemon92 @SamFinlaw @Matlock_TownFC Just had a look. Lots of draws but no wins you’re correct my friend

Bad day to be @_mattydale97 🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧

Now then @SkySports a full night of uninterrupted darts please this week

@_mattydale97 So let me tell you that I love you 🔵🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@JackTalbert Just won a few in champions league unlike last time you had a go.

Seen better boxers down street after 16 pint.

@_mattydale97 How's Europe treating ya pal

@JackTalbert Kin hell it’s been a while

@_mattydale97 The day the helicopter changed direction 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@JackTalbert Won one in Quarters this weekend and all Huns rocked up. Oh hang on they’ve not played.

Rob Cross at the 9 darter now 👏

Go on Humphries lad 👏👏

Surely going to get one full match without interruptions tonight @SkySports. Wayne mardle gave us his word it will be fixed ASAP.. I CANT SPEYKKKK

@sambingham2708 @SkySports Useless pal

@TomB_CFC Curry be worth it pal

@8urkey @GregHarbron 🫡🫡🫡

@GregHarbron I’m just looking forward to Serbia away with England in September 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 that’ll separate the men from the boys 😂😂

On my bucket list this….