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@dpendonme14 So fun

(drops forklift certification card in front of hot girl) haha wooops sorry. accident. it's real btw

Why’d you get rid of the Napoleon dynamite soundtrack you cowards @AppleMusic

I will put a stink into a Disney hotel room that theyll never be able to get rid of

It’s like I’m about to go 1v1 in the gulag the way I’m out here slinging rocks #imback

@Go___FISH Romaine lettuce

my barber being shut down gonna have me back in my 2017 blue ozzy sunglasses PRIME before this is all over

@ChandlerThurmon Still, the original rationale for the use of the Defense Production Act has eerie echoes to today’s war-like mobilization of industry.

@ChandlerThurmon Agree—a conservative tendency towards gov’t via deregulation, outsourcing and privatization has sifted into the realms of emergency planning and central coordination.

@bmilz9 Yes and its common courtesy to offer toilet paper under the stall door after blessing them

So yeah, this is where the magic happens or whatever. I call this my bêd, the b is silent cause my sheets are always soft aha 🙊🙈🤯

me: fine. go ahead and tell them. pardon me for trying to liven this party up a bit guy who can prove I wasn’t in a puff daddy video: everyone can I have your attention

Bro I know you didn’t move to Colorado, so where’s that Aspen?

Hit Dat Lotion 2020

Imagine it being called Steve’s Apple not Adams Apple.

Mike Rowes dirtiest job yet.... California Governor.