Jake

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Jake

@Jake007__

MFW when I... and then I.... and then you....

United States 가입일 Ağustos 2018

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Jake@Jake007__·26 Tem

Favorite lunch meat gotta be Slomi 😋

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Jake@Jake007__·15h

If I got into a horrible accident that required STEM cell surgery I’d be so excited because it sounds cool

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Barbarian King got her screaming don’t he

Clash of Clans@ClashofClans

Live like a Queen. The Foot Tribute Bundle is now live. Cast in perfect detail, bare and unapologetically regal. A decadent indulgence for the truly refined. Judgment fades, elegance lingers. The Shop awaits your most cultured decision.

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It’s national hot dog day, sending prayers to those who broke bones from skateboarding or something

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Snapchat AI is on my best friends list

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@Dominic72903 Fried chicken, GNARLY or whatever they say

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Dominic@Dominic72903·1d

@Jake007__ Korean, and I will

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It’s kinda crazy how you can either listen to the Beatles every day or stop for months and either way it’ll remind you how they really are goated

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@Dominic72903 Go listen to your little Japanese girls

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@Jake007__ They garbage

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White women getting nipple piercings is cultural appropriation

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White people be like yeah my Afro-Portuguese ferret doesn’t like 15th century cuisine

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I hope I never get drunk to the point that I use all my gems on a builder base upgrade on Clash of Clans

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Boy dinner

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Chipotle lettuce is just 3 leaf clovers and palm tree leaves

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Jake@Jake007__·8 Nis

@ClashofClans This is the builder base development room

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Clash of Clans@ClashofClans·8 Nis

So THAT'S where it went...

NASA Artemis@NASAArtemis

Earthset. The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.

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Jake@Jake007__·8 Nis

Monthly reminder that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS and NOTHING EVER WILL

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Jake@Jake007__·7 Nis

As a sign of respect I think I should show my girlfriend my favorite YouTube video now (it’s BEEG BEEG YOSHI by videogamedunkey)

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I can hear all of you now

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Digging out my earwax with a toothpick with no medical supervision

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Jake@Jake007__·6 Nis

How many gallons of sperm is this video going to take from me

Sabrina Carpenter@SabrinaAnnLynn

house tour video is out now!! take your shoes off 🩷 SabrinaCarpenter.lnk.to/HouseTour

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Jake@Jake007__·6 Nis

The Chick-Fil-A effect is in full swing on Easter and July 4th when white women who hate God and America act like Trad Wives when presented with cute dresses, blue skies, and green grass

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Jake 리트윗함

PointlessHub@HubPointless·5 Nis

Jesus is back from the dead? I didn’t even know he was sick

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