Jake House

@Labrov12 @G2League

Playing against Los Ratones was harder than Geng

101 MPH at 18 years old 😳🔥 Nationals prospect Miguel Sime Jr. is pumping GAS at #SpringBreakout!

@GoldenHcky “The fans identified” is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

@Theregimentfc @BOSBruinsHC It means he’s not getting a ring…..

@BOSBruinsHC it means he's the passenger princess

does this mean matthew tkachuk is technically the bride

Matthew Tkachuk saying this out of all people is hilarious - Was a sidekick to Gaudreau in Calgary - Left to FLA because Leon destroyed him with one leg - Is arguably the 5th option on Florida - Worst Tkachuk in the family - Makes less money than Draisaitl Forever a 🐢

Beating Latvia isn’t for everyone

@whoinvitedjon @dstaples He’s got this guy named Crosby and another guy named MacKinnon to pass to this tournament. Did you catch Four Nations?

@JakeHouse22 @dstaples I guess you didn't watch the games - that's where Connor passes it because he knows Zach will be there. Hopefully goals-for won't be an issue and then this argument doesn't matter

One of the most difficult things in the NHL is to mesh with a superstar like Connor McDavjd. Dozens have tried and failed. But one guy, Zach Hyman, has aced it. How can Team Canada management fail to grasp that? Dunderheads

@whoinvitedjon @dstaples That’s why Connor is on the team, not Zach

@JakeHouse22 @dstaples Those are the exact type of goals that made the Oilers back to back Western Conference Champions

@amato_mike As the great Herb Brooks said, “I’m not looking for the best players, Craig. I’m looking for the right ones.”

Somewhat shocked that Canada needed to replace two centers and Mark Scheifele still couldn't crack the squad. Only McDavid, MacKinnon and Celebrini have more points than Scheifele among Canadian skaters. #gojetsgo

@commie22 @AlumniFlames You still got it Commie! Tape to tape passes, chip it off the glass and out.

Well put Theo! Thanks to the @AlumniFlames for having me and a big round of applause for everyone who showed up to watch!! Thank you.

@HawkEmDownChris Jason Varitek

Without googling, name an athlete who wore number 33.

How about this for a trade idea? The Eagles trade AJ Brown to the Raiders for Maxx Crosby. According to a report, AJ Brown requested a trade three times this past season and as early as week three. If he’s so unhappy with the Eagles and the relationship can’t continue, this is a move that could make sense for both teams. The Raiders get Fernando Mendoza a true number 1 WR, the Eagles trade AJ to an AFC team, and Howie Roseman, who’s in the business of bringing in elite players gets a star pass rusher in Maxx Crosby. #Eagles

@ThePhillyPod Controller disconnected - needed new batteries

Please watch Kelee Ringo.

@worldhockeyrpt Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

People are acting like Porter Martone took his skate off and tried to stab somebody.

@markhmasters @TSN_Sports Must of been a brand new rule put in, don’t think this was ever a thing besides during the medal rounds before….#butttapgate

🇨🇦Dale Hunter on no handshakes with 🇨🇿 last night: "You know something, though, I didn't know. But I know now, so there'll be a handshake [tonight] & I'll say sorry to the Czechs" Formal apology from Hockey Canada 👇

@AdrianReyn79551 Showing up

🚨What was the critical mistake Jake Paul made against Anthony Joshua⁉️👀

Hard work

@HoustonTexans @kamari_lassiter 🔒

.@kamari_lassiter told admin that you have to comment a "🔒" in order to win this signed jersey 👀