James Storrie

How many frigates and destroyers does the UK have at its disposal? Defence Secretary John Healey can't seem to tell @NickFerrariLBC with any certainty.

Weapons is the best film I’ve seen in ages

Feels like a great morning to bring this one back 🇪🇬

It’s incredibly odd that every high end television advertises how bright it gets and how good it is with colors, and yet ever since most movies stopped shooting on film and abandoned classic lighting, Hollywood makes almost everything look as dark, gray, or washed out as possible

Sky Sports Super Sunday Intro (2004)

why have they added an adolescence colour grade to it?? does anyone remember COLOUR

That 2022 was, is, and always will be one of the worst shirts anyone has ever had. Fucking minging

221 successive days inside the League One play-offs, as a newly promoted team... #bcafc

Still miles better than the HBO one

Right at the end of PMQs as everyone was darting out of the door, the Rt Hon Sir Edward Leigh MP (Gainsborough, Conservative) raised a Point of Order, on the subject of numbnuts Keir Starmer never answering a fucking question. The Speaker admits there is nowt he can do.

The game misses you more than ever 😢

First look at HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot series. The first teaser will be released tomorrow.

The Sky Bet League One table according to expected goal difference (xGD): 1️⃣ Bolton: +25.89 2️⃣ Lincoln: +16.20 ----------------------- 3️⃣ Cardiff: +14.54 4️⃣ Bradford: +13.27 5️⃣ Wycombe: +10.84 6️⃣ Stockport: +10.10 ----------------------- 7️⃣ Doncaster: +9.11 8️⃣ Huddersfield: +8.90 9️⃣ Plymouth: +6.30 1️⃣0️⃣ Luton: +6.21 1️⃣1️⃣ Mansfield: +2.81 1️⃣2️⃣ Stevenage: -0.09 1️⃣3️⃣ Port Vale: -1.54 1️⃣4️⃣ Reading: -3.61 1️⃣5️⃣ Wigan: -3.72 1️⃣6️⃣ Peterborough: -3.93 1️⃣7️⃣ Leyton Orient: -7.45 1️⃣8️⃣ Wimbledon: -7.48 1️⃣9️⃣ Exeter: -8.86 2️⃣0️⃣ Barnsley: -10.00 2️⃣1️⃣ Burton: -10.97 ----------------------- 2️⃣2️⃣ Rotherham: -20.77 2️⃣3️⃣ Northampton: -22.20 2️⃣4️⃣ Blackpool: -23.67

I used to love collecting the looney tunes Tazos in walkers crisps. These days you get fcvk all and a lot less crisps for your money and also about 5 times more expensive

Callum Johnson has made the decision to retire from professional football. The 29-year-old calls time on his career having made 11 appearances for Gateshead since joining the club in the summer of 2025, racking up a total of almost 300 senior appearances across the Football League, National League and Scottish Premiership since 2017. "This isn’t an announcement I ever imagined making at 29 years old," said Johnson. "However, those who know me or have followed my journey will know I have suffered from 14 muscle injuries over the last two and a half seasons. Although we eventually discovered the cause of the constant muscle injuries, my body is no longer able to continue playing. "To all of the fans of every club I have played for, whether I was playing 40 games a season in my prime or in recent years doing everything possible to get back fit and showing glimpses on the pitch of what I was capable of, thank you for your support. "To all the players I have shared the dressing room with, I’ve met some top professionals, learnt so much throughout my career and made friendships that will last a lifetime, best of luck with the rest of your careers. "Thank you to the managers and staff who put their trust in me, I always did everything I could to repay your belief in me on the pitch." All at Gateshead FC would like to thank Callum for his contributions during his time on Tyneside, and wish him the best of luck in retirement and for the future. #WorClub ⚪️⚫️

Fuel £1.75 a litre Council tax up another £350 Water rates up another £220 Inflation at 3% Food prices up 12% @UKLabour putting more money in your pocket apparently

Bradford City have scored five goals from short corners in league action in 2025-26, the most of any side across England's top four tiers. The Bantams are averaging a goal per every 65.5 corners when crossing the ball, compared to a goal per every 16.8 when playing short. #bcafc

Paul Huntington - Out now on Patreon Full Release 5pm tomorrow!

WTF is going on with the iPhone keyboard? I can barely type on it without every word having a typo.

0.01xg btw… Alexander Antony Pattison🤯