Jedibiah

@hinge needs a “are you sure?” Pop up but only for Hispanic emos viewing my account

@desantishandy He’s not in her pussy look at how his hand isn’t grabbing her shoulder

This is out of control

My dad is a CIA agent and me not being able to prove it is why I know it’s true

“U wanna eat sushi off a naked oriental?”

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

Just dropped some sangre at the Red Cross so my morning buzz hits dome at full capacity #fien

Red Cross asking me when I had sex last, proud to say last night #dryspellover

im at the function fartin everyone keeps lookin at the fat nigga

Tryna pick up a high schooler like “I’m immature for my age”

My boy said he’s “hanging w his bird” lmao okay #ornithophile

Honest reaction to boobs

Appraising my semen tanks at 249. #Competitivemarket

@GrampireHunter @BucknellU yes, because a post made mouring a member of their community is the perfect time to mention this.

(1/4): We are deeply saddened to share that Assistant Dean of Students Lewis “Chip” Marrara has unexpectedly passed away. Chip worked closely with students, faculty and staff throughout his more than 18 years at Bucknell, and he will be dearly missed.