Jess Borrelli

The next few months inspired me to make my first meme. 😂👨‍🍳

@MarinersONTap I say this every time he’s at bat 🤣

I’m glad this aged poorly.

I can’t watch Mitch Garver take anymore ABs. It’s just so bad.

"You WILL NOT let a baseball team affect your daily emotions for the next 7 months."

@AngieMentink SO excited for this! You’re amazing and I can’t wait to hear you on the call all the time! I met you at the All Star game a couple years ago and you were so sweet to a dorky fan girl, made me love you even more 😊

Lots of thoughts.. but mostly how grateful for all of those who have helped me get here.

Congrats to Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh for the Gold Glove award 🏆

@roybelly Rarely post, but I love @roybelly! You’re one of my favorite voices on the show, even if we don’t hear you that often. 😊 Thank you for always being authentic, no matter what people on here say.

Meanwhile....here are some very courageous and brave fellows (and bots) who decided to privately tell me what they think about me

@Anim8der . So true!!! 💕

My first thought after seeing this was “he won’t be fined, he’s white.” So I guess we’ll see.

@billygil To the tune of Taylor Swift's "Is it Over Now?" (I'm a chef. Farro was the best I could do for a fourth rhyme.) @LeBatardShow

Join us now for Vice Night! Protect the Boat! Fiusports.com/listen

My Fellow White Women, Don’t do this again. He doesn’t deserve your vote. He hates women. Yes, even you. His running mate hates women. Yes, even you. His party hates women. Yes, even you. Please. Do not vote for him.

@Waffles_ShihPoo Such a beautiful lady!

Da groomer lady baffed and glamorized me. Pfft. 🛁🫧🧼✂️🎀 #dogsofX #Xdogs #dogsoftwitter

@jesmy Such a handsome boy! 🥰

We might never know.

No way @PAVGOD has haters! He and Maslow and their humans are the best 😊

@Ange_Amene We are not all… no, wait, we ARE the problem. We need to do better. And we need to own it. (No sarcasm at all- white women need to be better.)

White women are the only women keeping Republicans in power. Women as a whole are not. It’s solely white women and white men.

Love this. #HarrisWalz2024

Every woman in America knows what this look is and what it means. #FAFO

"I have the concepts of a plan."

@SarahSpain Love it!!! Did the HoneyDeuce at a wedding this summer for two big tennis fans, and it was a hit. 😊

AND ANOTHER ONE

@NicolasEdny So much so!!! Thank you for pointing this out. For real, I appreciate it 🙏😊

There are white women who are genuinely tired of other white women's nonsense. I see you.