💖 Melody 💖

Not really on here anymore, but I just released my first album, and… shaking-hell.bandcamp.com/album/oh-great…

Letterboxd: boxd.it/6ax3 StoryGraph: app.thestorygraph.com/profile/junipe… Goodreads: goodreads.com/user/show/1483… Bandcamp: shaking-hell.bandcamp.com Leaving the devil app now, ttyl

My Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/idalup… My Substack: @melodytime?utm_source=user-menu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@melodytime?ut…

*spends a few minutes on Twitter for the first time in forever* “Huh, someone I don’t know is getting cancelled for being truscum… huh, someone just posted a transphobic wojack… you know what, I think I’m good”

Not really on here anymore, but I just released my first album, and… shaking-hell.bandcamp.com/album/oh-great…

Also, this cat wandered into my life last year. Her name is Isla and she is a perfect baby.

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Listening to the new Skrillex and the new Sleigh Bells back to back is like if 100 gecs made a Speakerboxxx/The Love Below for trans girls on Adderall

Between Skrillex and Sleigh Bells, 2025 is the year where proto-hyperpop artists explicitly make hyperpop albums by doing the same thing they’ve been doing since 2010. As someone who proposed a book about hyperpop earlier this year, you can guess how ecstatic I am for this.

Corinne Bailey Rae Cyrus

Only one of the Slade guys showed up for the album cover shoot without a shirt. That’s how you know he’s the slut.

“I Love L.A.” being used in L.A. tourism ads is some serious “Reagan using ‘Born in the U.S.A.’ as a campaign song” shit.

One Perfect Shot - Rock of Love S1E2 “Talk Dirty to Me”

rockandrollglobe.com/rock/aint-it-p… Another thing I wrote

Turns out, if you spend two hours making bolognese while drinking a whole bottle of Sauvignon blanc, it’ll be the best meal of your life

@BimboNihilism It’s honestly incredibly telling that even straight couples know how little the dude is offering

@JizznyPrincess oh god tell me about it. and if you tell the guy to have the woman reach out first they get offended and surprised like, jesus.

I love how het couples looking for a third on dating sites always put several pictures of the woman alone, with one of the couple together tacked on at the end. You’re not gonna trick people into fucking your ugly-ass boyfriend, knock it off.

A Terminator scenario where I save the future by going back in time and shoving high school Elon in a locker.