Jon Stratton

@footballontnt @AdobeWFACup I'd rather watch paint dry. Than watch womens football.

Just the TWELVE goals for Sam Kerr in her last eight @AdobeWFACup appearances 🔥

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Understand an unnamed Arsenal player is set to miss the Premier League title run in due to planning circumcision surgery against the clubs wishes. Manager Mikel Arteta is said to be furious as the surgery is purely for cosmetic reasons and completely unnecessary.

@breezanator @MagpieMediaX They might play them in the top leagues. Doesn't make them a top player.

@JonStratton10 @MagpieMediaX 6 of the starting 11 play in the top leagues in Europe so saying championship is a stretch like

Not a good night for Eddie Howe this. 🇩🇪

@GBNEWS The only thing the French are good at when it comes to foreign invaders is waving the White flag. If anyone believes the French are or were doing anything to stop them anyway. Then they're as deluded as the Muslim in charge of stopping them on our side of the channel.

Keir Starmer braces for Channel crossing nightmare as migrant deal with France set to end in just hours gbnews.com/politics/polit…

@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball @MicahRichards @alanshearer What were the funniest moments of your careers while away at a tournament with England ?

Hi all, looking for questions for @RestIsFootball episode. Anything on the subject of England, The World Cup would be greatly appreciated. Just reply to this post and @MicahRichards @alanshearer will endeavour to answer them. Cheers 🙌🏻

@TeessideLive Is it the award for best geordie accent ?

Sheridan Smith has been nominated for a BAFTA for her portrayal of Teesside treasure Ann Ming gazettelive.co.uk/news/tv/ann-mi…

@Keir_Starmer You couldn't lead a dog. Never mind a country because you have no back bone.

Moments like this tells you about leadership. The Tories and Reform would have rushed us into the conflict in the Middle East without thinking through the consequences it would have for British people. My Labour government will always make decisions in the national interest.

@alexdjfrost @talkSPORT @BurnleyOfficial 🤣🤣🤣

@talkSPORT Sad but just imagine what it will be like for us @BurnleyOfficial supporter's when Ashley Barnes finally calls it a day!!

Hitting out.

@proudy888 @lee_ryder 18 months ?

@lee_ryder Its 18 months now since we lifted the cup, we limped over the line last season, let's be fair a villa red card saved us And its the same utter shite week in week out Needs held to account and journalists need to ask some hard questions now!

Eddie Howe on fan reaction and his future: "I understand the reaction at the end of the game." "I'm fully committed (to the job). I'm disappointed in myself and my delivery over the last week." #nufc

@lee_ryder It's not just this week. 22 points dropped from winning positions this season. Eddie you've been great and the memories will live with all of us. That was unforgivable today. Another absolute collapse. What are you saying to the players at half time. #Timetogo.

@PaulCottle9 @NUFC360 Not back until after international break apparently.

@NUFC360 Whats happening with Miley ?

🇮🇹 Eddie Howe confirms that Sandro Tonali is a doubt for the Derby with a potential groin/hip injury. #NUFC #UCL

@juniorturner84 @LiamJKennedy23 @lee_ryder @CraigHope_DM I still struggle to understand why we signed Woltemade. We haven't seen enough of Wissa to judge really. Wissa has done next to fuck all when he has played.

Can a local journo at the next press conference with Eddie Howe please ask What is going on with Woltemade and Wissa as it’s a lot of money waster as it stands and no indication of long term plan for them @LiamJKennedy23 @lee_ryder @CraigHope_DM

@CraigHope_DM We should be looking at that kid at Porto. Samu Agahowa bags of pace lightning quick and knows where the net is.

🚨 NEWCASTLE CONFIDENTIAL 💣 Middle East trip abandoned amid war 🔍 Striker search is ON! 🇩🇪 German winger watched 🙏 Big Bruno return update 📲 The SJP upgrade fans should like! 👇 Exclusive NUFC news... dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

Sailor supporting nun gets freedom of Sunderland bbc.in/3PgideV

@FrancisChipp How big is the fucking cannon ?

EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is set to be fired from a cannon and out over the East Stand before kick-off in tonight's Newcastle United vs Barcelona Champions League tie. A deal was reportedly struck between Bruce (65) and fan group Wor Flags late last night. Supporters are urged to arrive at the stadium at least 15 minutes before kick off to witness the spectacle.

@jordancronin_ I disagree with him being the worst signing in premier league history Dom. But come on mate He can't rum in behind. He can't win a ball with his head in the box 6ft7. He refuses to put himself in a position to shoot. Only positive is he plays a blinding pass every 10 games.

Nick Woltemade isn't even the worst signing Newcastle United made last summer, never mind the worst in 'Premier League history'. In fact, he's one of the few to actually make an impact all whilst feeding off scraps initially. Yes, his form has dipped but there's a clearly a player there. Problem is, NUFC are still trying to figure out how to use him best.

@jordancronin_ He was a panic buy. I'm willing to give anyone a chance but come on. Half the time he gets bullied off the ball. He can't even fucking run in behind because he plays with his back to goal the whole fucking game.

@jordancronin_ No defence for Woltemade. Can any fan on here say that this lad looks like a striker. He can't even turn to shoot or shoot in general. I'm yet to see him even strike a ball yet. Unless it's a fucking tap in. There's backing someone and there's being fucking deluded.

In defence of Nick Woltemade 👇

@MagpieMediaX Can't believe what I'm reading on here

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