Kane

@defenestrat1ons It’s fun to go stag. Doesn’t limit dancing partners as much for the reception.

don't have a +1 for a wedding

@heyymandi Smash

pelo amor de deus olha o tamanho dessas coxas.... OLHEM O TAMANHO DELE! ELE É ENORME! UMA MURALHA!!

@defenestrat1ons Can’t hardy blame the man

@Kanextwt he's not interested in 3D women

getting explained uma musume in the dingiest corner of eastern europe

Americans like the presence or at least semblance of fair play. And will only tolerate so much “scripting” and corruption of officiating.

The reason soccer will never be popular in the US is because of the blatant robbery and corruption of the officiating and the organization of fifa. Yes we bitch about football or whatever US sports officiating. But FIFA has third world blatantly obvious corruption.

@volarecello Yeah your fucked

@Kanextwt around 5 am

IF I DRINK AT 5 AM AM I AN ALCOHOLIC

@button20411kzc Well what happened

Something strange has happened and I can't figure out how to think about it . _.

@volarecello Don’t be one of them sloppy annoying drunk girls. Eat some greasy protein and rally up

im so fucking drunk i might vomit HAHAHA

@HowlingPervert 3. number 2. was a lie

1. Find Future Wife Online 2. Make her fall madly in love without any lies 3. ? 4. Wife

@gietzschean Those are all fantastic examples of artistry. Except the Chelsea. Makes me thing of a faggy lawyer

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@FlandereLTD Happy for you bro. Water that friendship, beginning of a new friend group. Or at least shift the polarity of it from your ex towards you.

One guy from the friend group (my only one) I cut off one month ago (because my ex is in it) randomly gifted me a gift on Steam today. Newcomer to the group too, didn‘t even know him that well. Some people are just genuinely kind 🥹

we just need to start shooting people

@volarecello Ty, why are you always giving the worst advice buh

@Kanextwt i did actually

My ex won’t stop harassing me and pissing me off. Do I fuck her only friend this weekend just to prove a point?

@volarecello Vote bro

@Kanextwt im giggling bro what

Women should be generous with light engaging conversation and stingy with pussy. Instead we have the inverse, whores who can’t hold a conversation. Truly we’re doomed. (This only applies to RL and dating apps)

@FlandereLTD Ahh, Brazilian jiu jitsu. If you ever want to see what your junker ancestors lived for, come see me and we can hunt. Otherwise we can argue about books and PC hardware, while not felating one another

@Kanextwt Hunting is difficult given I‘m german. I read books, do IT stuff. I do not practice giving blowjobs.

How many years does it take between your diagnosed BPD ex breaking it off with you and her leaving you the fuck alone?