DUSTY KNEES CHILD

My cousin told me I be speaking to the streets and he ain’t even in em

How you bring a nigga round Just to bring a nigga down Like a muhfucking king ain’t a king without his crown -

Torta Thursday!!!

I like my women brown with white toes

@eyeheartsam lol okay okay I was 2 seconds away from judging

Vegas turned me into a reptilian. I hate how cold the east coast is now

@eyeheartsam I hope you don’t mean frozen 🥶

I can’t cook so I had to slap you with the spatula

I ain’t cried in years I ant got no tears

Fuck around and might have drunk a IPA in every country at this point lol

Federal faggots are ruining comedy. I don’t care if you’re offended, the jokes are funny

I’m paradoxical

I’m way more beach than you are

The birds be birding

I wonder how long it’ll be before social media is obsolete

This was the smoothest getaway I've ever seen

You the type to eat federal chicken

I don’t even fuck with dragon ball but I’d name my kid Kaio-ken