alexis ✭

a series of fortunate events

Happy 31st Birthday @FreddieFreeman5 ! He is on a 11 day road trip and flew in for 2 hours this morning to surprise Charlie for his first tee ball practice! Flew back and played a game tonight. Best daddy ever!!!

I guess everything comes in twos now 😆 #GrandSlam

Lady was not fucking around. Straight business. twitter.com/powdergown/sta…

Mentally I’m here

WOW I CANT BELIEVE IM JUST SEEING THE SECOND PART

losing my mind at this

why is every male in america in their early 20s developing a severe to moderate golf addiction

@vanessaaadams30 Ok fine

@vanessaaadams30 I will not kiss you through the phone

Dear white people, For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer. Let your guard down and listen.

i really wish everyone had good hearts and good intentions for others. honestly.

I take it back I don’t like this anymore

lawd I love pita chips

I jinxed myself when I bought this pillow in February.... little did I know

If these people don’t stay their ass home and we don’t have college football... I swear

i kinda like getting to strut around in a fresh pair of sweat pants each day