Kaylan

My class is complaining about all the geese on NKUs campus and just

This man has three phones. WHO NEEDS THREE PHONES

Why do men go to coffee shops and just sit by the outlets and not even use them. They don’t even have the brain capacity to enjoy the Hozier soundtracks. Get out

Twitter is dead so I’m saying anything on here now. I got steps in my new home and I gallop up the stairs like a horse when I’m drunk

Throw back to having a bird watching coffee shop in Hodgenville, they’re more ingenious there. I don’t want alcohol and caffeine I want birds and coffee!!

In my hometown there is one coffee shop, in Cincy there’s hundreds. Tell me why I can never find a seat here and it’s always crowded, but in my hometown it’s always dead.

Every once in a while my mind loves to hyper focus on random things- it’s currently gas stations- I hate OCD imagine laying in bed thinking about Circle K

I. Want. To. Own. A. Home.

Also I hate Cincinnati

I’m no longer mad at deer that jump out in front of my car, there’s a legit zombie deer apocalypse happening right now, I’d be trying to get out too

@__Austintatious Such a self high five moment 🤡

I’ve been going to interviews for months and getting ghosted after, finally invested in a resume building website subscription, only to open the document and learn I spelt my own name in my email wrong

If you want healthcare workers to work while sick the least you could is bring back the pandemic/hazard pay that was around for the first three months after March 2020 & then disappeared.

Just a friendly holiday PSA: Avoid buying alcohol as a gift if you don’t know the individual person’s relationship with alcohol.

Men manipulating me to my face 🔫 Men manipulating me with a funky little voice and a guitar riff 😍

king krule just plays his silly lil tunes n does his hhhghhgrhhrh n I eat that shit up

shut it all down. let’s bring back the banana bread and the afternoon drinking.

I love when couples fight in public lmfao yell louder

One day I’m going into a grocery store and purchasing a singular grape :)