Live by the Pipkin or die a Normie

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Live by the Pipkin or die a Normie

Live by the Pipkin or die a Normie

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Peter Lowrie
Peter Lowrie@PeterLowrie12·
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Tanya@Tanyaelisabeth

Zoom out for one minute, and honestly take a look at the cultural landscape all around. Pornography is everywhere, commitment is low, children are treated as accidents, and abortion is framed as healthcare. Something clearly is not right. And I argue, that all of this has come about because we have separated sex from its core purposes. Sex has never been historically understood as a one purpose act. Sex carries three inseparable meanings, it bonded two people, it was open to creating life, and it was pleasurable. None of these things should be seen as competing goods, but remove one from the three and the entire house collapses.

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Tanya
Tanya@Tanyaelisabeth·
Zoom out for one minute, and honestly take a look at the cultural landscape all around. Pornography is everywhere, commitment is low, children are treated as accidents, and abortion is framed as healthcare. Something clearly is not right. And I argue, that all of this has come about because we have separated sex from its core purposes. Sex has never been historically understood as a one purpose act. Sex carries three inseparable meanings, it bonded two people, it was open to creating life, and it was pleasurable. None of these things should be seen as competing goods, but remove one from the three and the entire house collapses.
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El Hamsterrifico
El Hamsterrifico@Hamsterpilled_·
Women already have more rights and more opportunities than men do and will ever have. Fuck the UN Fuck UN women Defund this shit
United Nations@UN

Women must have equal opportunities — in education, employment, leadership and decision-making. When women thrive, communities and economies do too. @UN_Women works worldwide to uphold their rights and help build a better future for all. unwomen.org/en

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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Butter is genuinely incredible. Cook your steak in it. Cook your eggs in it until it pools around the yolks like a small golden lake. Slather it on liver. Stack a slice on top of mince so thick the pan starts to feel embarrassed. Stir a knob through the pan juices. Roast a chicken under it. Brown it gently and pour the foaming brown butter over the ribeye, crust crackling, salt optional. Use it as a condiment. Yes. As a condiment. Have a small dish of butter on the table the way some households have salt. Eat it off a knife at 11pm when nobody is watching. Eat it off a knife at 11pm when somebody is watching, and look them in the eye. Pack a small block in your luggage. Customs will have questions. The questions are not really about the butter. Use it to bribe a magistrate. Anoint a relative on their birthday. Build a small altar in the corner of the kitchen and place the salted block at the centre. Send a stick of butter to your enemy in the post. Receive theirs in return. Stalemate. Both kitchens win. Trade a wheel of it for safe passage through a checkpoint. Slip a pat under the tongue of a sleeping rival. Smear it on the doorframe to ward off the dietician. Leave a small offering by the back gate for the goat. The Celts buried it in bogs for two thousand years and dug it up still edible. The French built a cuisine around it. The Tibetans put it in their tea. The Indians clarified it and gave it a holy name. You were told to be afraid of it by a margarine company in 1977. Have a think about who benefited from that. Eat the butter.
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Alex Mercer
Alex Mercer@AlexMercer3864·
@LyciaKing @AnimeAugsburg Martin Luther wasn't the only one questioning these books at that time, Cardinal Cajeton and Erasmus also expressed doubts on these books. Other medieval theologians like Hugh of St. Victor and William of Ockham didn't consider them Canon.
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LutheRem☧ 🦬
LutheRem☧ 🦬@AnimeAugsburg·
> be Martin Luther > translate Bible into German > include Apocrypha between OT and NT > literally writes in preface“These books are not held equal to Holy Scripture, but are useful and good to read” > Trent dogmatically declares their canonicity in response > 19th century Bible publishers remove them to save money > accused of removing them by midwits 500 years later > mfw the absolute state of historical illiteracy
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John Moody 🇺🇬
John Moody 🇺🇬@resisfertile·
We went from father's giving their daughters a dowry to bless their new starting household and his son in law to father's giving their daughters debt, cursing their household and expecting the son in law to find a way to deal with it. And folks blame the son in law for the state of affairs... Madness.
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Demorgan
Demorgan@RayGunEtiquette·
The people telling you to "go watch porn" if you want cute anime chicks in bikinis tend to also be the ones watching shows with graphic gay sex scenes. Weird, that.
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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Major cheat code in life: When someone starts explaining themselves before you even ask, listen carefully. Nobody defends what nobody questioned. The unprompted explanation is usually the confession. "I swear I wasn't going to, but..." told you everything you needed to know. They just don't realize it.
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Espiritu
Espiritu@OtakuEspiritu·
Its cheaper, plus not getting any romance in my life, so might as well enjoy what I can't have in real life in anime!🤷
Marini@GyaruGlow

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Jason Ostendorf | Cult of Nø Meaning
Jason Ostendorf | Cult of Nø Meaning@CultOfNoMeaning·
@Saganismm Humans are remarkably easy to condition. Convince people their exhaustion is “moral,” their suffering is “character,” and their obedience is “virtue,” and they’ll defend the system that consumes them... For most, the subconscious prefers familiar chains to uncertain freedom.
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𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌
𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌@wanted4mogging·
it's weird, for men gaining and losing fat is just seen as a biological process down to some numerical calculation of calories along with deeper subtleties playing a minor role such as glucose control and nutrient partitioning meanwhile for women it's seen as some sort of supernatural external cosmic force enforcing this state of existence on them like some sort of psych thriller body horror movie plot in which they have zero control in any way whatsoever over the outcome and must simply accept their fate and you can not say anything about it to them
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French OG
French OG@FrenchOG3·
Female intuition is so good they needed an app to avoid getting beaten up.
BowTiedMara@BowTiedMara

The Argentine app some women use to rate dates before going out started in Buenos Aires eight months ago as a private project among friends. Today it has 22,000 users. It works like this: You upload screenshots of the chat of the guy you're talking to, and an AI analyzes patterns of manipulation, narcissism, passive aggression, love bombing, likely lies, and chances of being ghosted. Then it returns a score. "Emotional risk: 78/100" "High probability of infidelity" "Profile compatible with emotional dependency" "Language similar to men previously reported" Premium users can even connect the guy's Instagram and let the model analyze follows, likes, activity times, and changes in behavior. The creator is 27 years old and studied psychology at the University of Buenos Aires. She says the idea came about after a friend ended up hospitalized due to domestic violence. Lawyers want to sue her, while female users love her. Several men have started asking for screenshots of their own results on the app before accepting a date. The app is called FirstRedFlag and has a waiting list 😂

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Whatifalthist
Whatifalthist@whatifalthist·
Society be like: we will engineer every single variable in your life so you fail. However if you fail, or express any negative emotion about being screwed over or even talk back too loudly than that’s your failing. You have to thank us as we shove the knife in
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Matthew Baszucki
Matthew Baszucki@matthewbaszucki·
Insulin resistance was documented in people with schizophrenia in the 1930s. Before the medications. Before the food pyramid. Before any of the things we normally blame. The metabolic connection to mental illness is over a century old. We just stopped looking at it.
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Rook ✝️
Rook ✝️@41KOOR·
Boomers and Gen X think young men are the shoulders upon which their stupid decisions ought to be unloaded.
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