Kelli Schaefer

Tickets available here for our January 22nd show with Mero at Showbar Showbar - January 22 - Portland, OR kellischaefer.com/news/2022/12/2…

Just added a show in Hood River, OR with The Builders and the Butchers! The Ruins - February 16- Hood River, OR kellischaefer.com/news/2022/12/1…

Presale for tonight's "Songwriters in the Round" at Alberta Street Pub are sold out (a few tix available at the door). Our first show of 2023 is just around the corner! Tickets available here Showbar - January 22 - Portland, OR kellischaefer.com/news/2022/12/1…

Polaris Hall - September 29 - Portland, OR kellischaefer.com/news/2022/9/2/…

Conor Byrne - September 23 - Seattle, WA kellischaefer.com/news/2022/9/2/…

"We were unarmed & actively working to de-escalate him and get him to leave,” one of the people shot Saturday night told us. “He wasn’t threatened by us. He walked up to us yelling about protestors in his neighborhood & opened fire within 90 seconds” portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2022/…

@memesiwish 😂😂😂

@Ford Haha omg, can we get one?

Say hello to the F-100 Eluminator electric concept truck. #SEMA2021​ 🔘 480 hp​ 🔘 634 lb-ft​ 🔘 All-wheel drive​ 🔘 And alllll electric

@skeletoncruise Hi there, sorry this took me so long to reply. You can find lasso the moon here. Cheers. kellischaefer.bandcamp.com/album/lasso-th…

@KelliSchaefer hi! I was hunting down your Lasso the moon from many years ago. Is it alive somewhere?! It is beloved by me ❤️ 🌙

@fsmoosick Nice to meet you too! I hope you’re able to keep cool as well. Try the bag of ice behind the fan (if you can find any). Cheers!

@KelliSchaefer Nice to meet you today :) I hope you managed to keep cool later on.

@TawasiSoce @Jahdi_ I usually say “ people living outdoors”

@Jahdi_ I say Unhoused and homeless depending on context. My one friend always gets pissed and all caps yells at me HOME FREE!

Sooo are we saying “houseless” or “homeless”?? I literally not heard a single houseless person say “houseless” and Ive heard numerous houseless ppl that they do not like that term. Some say it takes away from deep pain enmeshed in “homeless” which, I feel... Plz enlighten🙏🏽

@KimmyMonte The vaccine contains a lot more detail than the other pets, but the vaccine has been made to be available for a colonoscopy

predictive text what’s in the vaccine i’ll go first: the vaccine contains a lot of information about the moon and dolly parton

@cemeza I’m a barista at New Seasons, and yup...never a dull moment 😂

@ravenscimaven Omg this is so sweet

Just a quick reminder, please keep your mask on and #takeastepback for #EssentialWorkers, especially those who are #highrisk, @newseasons and everywhere else. #COVID19

@Gulujoon @angiefadel teaches a mindfulness archery class and it’s she’s one of the coolest people on the planet.

@Kronmagnon It’s baffling

@KelliSchaefer It’s like, are these people unaware of how the Covid tests work? They test your nose, not your goddamned mouth.

Shoppers: The person pouring your coffee could very well be high risk,(👋) working under constant fear of contracting a disease that could be deadly for them. The mask below your nose is not cute, it’s a death threat. PLEASE take a step back #COVID #highrisk #newseasonsmarket

I understand that a lot of folks are trying to mentally and emotionally survive this pandemic, but there are also folks (👋) whose main focus is surviving this physically. So please wear a mask and take a step back. #EssentialWorkers #highrisk #newseasons #COVID19