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kellyshmo

@KellyShmo

I serve alcoholic drinks, play video games on the internet and laugh at fart jokes for a living. [email protected] pls don’t need me

Dayton, OH 가입일 Ocak 2012
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
I told myself and prepared myself for first time denial. Much to my surprise, we got it first try. I am so unbelievably grateful for my community and for all of the love and support you all show me. Without you, this wouldn’t have been possible. Thank you 🥹 TWITCH PARTNER BABY!!
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
RT @Coppertailwolf: Some people are just actual angels on this earth 🖤🖤🖤 JoyofRoy heard me say on stream I was trying to get @KellyShmo a…
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Copper@Coppertailwolf·
🚨PSA🚨 Does anyone have or know someone that has a Steam Deck that they either don't use or would be willing to donate? As many of you know our @SeaOfThieves Sister, @KellyShmo is in her battle against cancer right now. (fuck cancer) and is in need of a mental escape,
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
So someone in my building took my food delivery from Pink Ribbon Good. I thought about going door to door, but maybe they needed it more than me and I’m sure the karmic standing for stealing cancer food isn’t great 😂
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Update: I’m bald as hell and Pig finally had surgery and is already doing so much better 🥹 Last shitty chemo infusion is Tuesday 🙌🏻 although tbf I’ll miss being a cue ball a little bit, my showers are considerably shorter without ass-length hair
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Posts Of Cats@PostsOfCats·
representation matters
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Chemo feels like a bad hangover that lasts for four days and it turns your pee sweat and tears bright red 😒😒😒 luckily I’m halfway through this stuff, then it’s 12 weeks straight of the less crappy stuff
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Cancer really has me doing things I hate like eating vegetables, answering the phone all day every day, and now asking for help 😣 even if you aren’t able to help by donating, sharing is also a great way to help me. #fuckcancer gofund.me/2b81cf9f5
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
@AlmtyChcknPoo When my surgeon asks me what size I want for reconstruction, I plan on just saying “ignorant,” and “anime”
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almtychcknpoo@AlmtyChcknPoo·
I mean we all knew you had sick tits. I just wished it wasn't literal. Kick cancers fucking asshole and leave its corpse for dead pls (cancer's corpse that is). You got this. You are a literally beast of a woman. I can't wait for you to crush it and have sick tits that aren't sick.
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
@yLlama_ Silver lining is it’s the most common type of breast cancer and my pathology report shows the cancer I have is responsive to hormones which is very very good meaning it should respond to treatment very well. Just gotta get through the sucky parts! ❤️
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yLlama@yLlama_·
@KellyShmo really sorry to hear that kelly, hoping you get some good news soon, wishing you the best
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Hey, if nothing else, I have so many wigs for when I start chemo here soon. But I am really going to miss my long dark hair :(
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
@lt_loot Awe, Loot, you said something so nice! And all it took was me getting breast cancer 🥲 I kidding. Thank you, this stinks, but I’m gonna be okay I promise!
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Clanker Aim
Clanker Aim@lt_loot·
@KellyShmo Kelly you winning this one, you da best!🙌 Strong support from Portuguese man over here✊
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Copper@Coppertailwolf·
@KellyShmo It’s giving this and I love you so much for that.
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
So the theme at the bar was classic horror but I was the only bartender who wore a scary unsettling costume and I was low-key mortified all night 😂
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Mfw you ask for a Tito’s and vodka
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Sea of Thieves@SeaOfThieves·
What's this called? Wrong answers only.
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Lieutenant WHO??
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kellyshmo@KellyShmo·
Hehhhbeb beb beb.
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