Kevin Danenberg

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I just flattened a mosquito with a snow shovel. WTF *is* even Connecticut?

Confession: This is me cutting an onion. instagram.com/p/CV6L30MBFy8/

"A horse is like a bicycle with body parts." — my 4-yo to her riding instructor

@DMRegister It's so white it doesn't want art classes teaching the color wheel.

The world's whitest paint has been created in a lab at Purdue. Scientists say it's so white that it could eventually reduce the need for air conditioning. desmoinesregister.com/story/news/nat…

@HipIOTechReview @MastermindTB @QNAP_nas I have backups of my files, so I'm not worried about that. What concerns me is QNAP's response or lack thereof. Rather than pay the ransom, I budgeted that towards a Synology NAS.

@MastermindTB @KevinDanenberg @QNAP_nas I got back most of the files I needed . 🤷

Response to Qlocker Ransomware Attacks: Take Actions to Secure QNAP NAS qnap.com/en/news/2021/r…

Mowing the lawn with COVID mask: game changer #allergies

@JackWestrop @QNAP_nas They're making Garmin's ransomware attack response look good..... 🙄

@itscorygram @QNAP_nas I totally agree. I only just now caught what was going on, and just because music was disappearing from my player. Thanks for nothing, @QNAP_nas!

@jackhcable @QNAP_nas I only discovered this today. It would have been nice if QNAP notified me as soon as they became aware. I shut it down immediately when I noticed, which I then learned I'm NOT supposed to do! No important files. Just would like to wipe and start over if it's safe.

If anyone's dealing with the QLocker QNAP NAS ransomware, feel free to DM me. I can help recover data. #qlocker @QNAP_nas

The side effects I got: giphy.com/gifs/spotify-p… #moderna #two

The side effects I was expecting: gifer.com/en/7iia #moderna #two

Time speeds up three minutes before a Zoom call.

"Daddy, can you go to the weekend store and buy some more weekends?" You're reading my mind, kid.

"Vaccine Arm" has yielded the remainder of its time back to "Middle-Aged Dad Pains".

Being on a Zoom meeting where one participant was getting their COVID vaccine is the most meta thing that has happened this year.

Add "I'm not a cat" to your Zoom conference bingo cards.

Octopus "The Full Monty" is a very slow movie because of the suction cups.