Jason Allen King

@VigilantFox @stephenasmith you’re an idiot

Stephen A. Smith delivers a blunt legal analysis on the Minnesota shooting. “I saw the video on numerous occasions, and seeing what transpired from a lawful perspective as it pertains to a law enforcement official, don’t expect him to be prosecuted. He was COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED.” However, Smith raised some humanitarian questions. “From a humanitarian perspective, however, why did you have to do that? If you could move out the way, that means you could have shot the tires. That means you could have got a few feet away after you shot the tires. “And if you were unsuccessful in doing that, you could have got her down the road. You didn’t have to do that. She wasn’t driving down the road coming at you 90 miles an hour. She was parked in the middle of the street, and rather than get out the car, she wrongfully tried to drive off and wrongfully disregarded a law enforcement official, which is exactly what ICE is, and as a result lost her life because of it.”

@patMcAfeeShow Jaylen Warren is the most under utilized weapon since the blow dart. How are they not everywhere? Super effective. Silent. And they crush 300 pound rhinos. This guy is East Coast McCaffrey. Thanos would save him. C’mon #Stillers @steelers

@PatMcAfeeShow Jaylen Warren is the most under utilized weapon since the blow dart. How are they not everywhere? Super effective. Silent. And they block like a 300 pound rhino. This guy is East Coast McCaffrey. Thanos would save him. C’mon #Stillers @Steelers

@kingjasonallen might lose some friends #standupcomedy #politics #controversial

Thanks to Dan Reeves and the North State Journal for this article on winning NC’s Funniest and my standup career. Have a read!

Instagram now shares your location on a map. Good luck everybody! Especially the ladies. You’re probably fine because there aren’t any bears on that app. To turn it off, go to your direct messages, access the map feature, and adjust your loc sharing preferences in the settings.

“Truth, Justice, and the American Way.” ~ Superman before all this hateful shit started happening.

Missed Opportunities #3: Best Golden Shower porn award should have been called the Peabody.

I was looking at what was trending today on social media. One was “shooting guards”. I assumed it was about violent crime and not basketball.

Who hasn’t dropped an F-bomb in a text only to find out it’s a group chat? Different bomb, same problem.

I’ll never be as cool as a dog walker.

@ProFootballTalk Rogers is a total head case. I can’t imagine him being good for the team.

To any Steelers fans who are reluctant about Aaron Rodgers: Seriously? He'll be the team's best option at QB -- by far -- since Ben Roethlisberger retired. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@d_nellie3 And rightfully so! That shit is funny.

Did I do my “dating a short guy” material with @KingJasonAllen as my headliner??? Sure did ☺️☺️☺️

@JYorkFootball They didn’t finish .500

If the #Steelers resign Justin Fields, nothing is going to change. .500 season and first round exit. This team needs a proven winner at quarterback and a major culture change. Until those things happen, we will continue to get the same results. #HereWeGo

@RVGisFUNNY Oh hell yeah. I thought Castle Grey School was cool. Look at that!

@MarkMaddenX You should get the invite. I know you can take a joke!

I’m from Reserve Twp& they never invite me to do anything! Oh, well…

@WilliamsonNFL I figured for sure. Next time!

Thanks brother but glued to the playoff games!

@WilliamsonNFL @YouTube Hey Matt, I’m a comic performing tonight at the Reserve Township VFD for a fundraiser. Come on through! I got your ticket and a beer! I’m sure with games you’re busy but I thought I’d send out an invite either way.

Which upcoming free agents should #Steelers try to retain? Scout's Eye with Matt Williamson: Sign or let go? youtu.be/lgT2giSP9UE?si… via @YouTube

#Steelers should tear it down to the studs.

#Steelers you’re trying to sneak Russell from that far out on THIRD down with two capable running backs, especially Warren. Weird.