Kogie

Old school Simpsons was on another level... those early seasons hit different 😂📺

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

@dapperlaughs 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

You lot will probably think this is a bit sad, but I’m feeling pretty emotional about this, emotional and proud. 18 Year old me wouldn’t believe it, in fact 28 year old me in 2014 wouldn’t believe it either after just being cancelled. I’m stood here outside the Woking Theatre – my home theatre – staring up at this massive screen with my big daft face plastered all over it for the show this Thursday. It feels surreal, it’s been constant struggle and graft then all of a sudden im here. This is the exact same place where I rocked up at 18, alone, to watch Lee Evans live on stage, my idol, in my eyes the best to do it. Walked out buzzing, thinking right, that’s it, that’s what I wanna do – be a stand-up comedian for the rest of my life. I didn’t think about tours, money, fame, nothing, I just wanted to be funny enough to make an audience laugh. And now after all the mad ups and downs, the massive mistakes I made that nearly ended everything, the dark times where I thought I’d never get back on stage again… here I bloody am. Full 360 moment, proper full circle. Got me choked up if I’m honest. I’m just so proud of the broken version of me that found the strength to crack on. If I can say one thing, it’s never, ever give up on your dreams no matter what life throws at ya. Keep grafting. If you’re about Thursday come down for a laugh, would means the world to sell it out!

This is will be adapted into a hit musical in under a year.

Great fun battling reigning champ @shalakakurup at @RoastBattleUK . Probably the only interracial violence on the whole of X! @RoastBattle

This is a solid gold banger of an episode with @Kogie11 Join us Link👇

Great fun chatting with the ever wise @GeoffNorcott on @TimesRadio.

Just saw Hamlet at the Globe Theatre. Best bit was when Hamlet asked a guy in the front row what he did for a living, who said “teacher”, and then Hamlet called him a “nonce”. Bloody love Shakespeare.

Imagine his surprise when the policewoman wasn’t a stripper

Me accidentally exiting on the bad side of Finsbury Park tube station.

Here's me on the set of my first feature film @SessionsTheFilm. Just watched a cut of the trailer and it's unreal! Such an exciting project to be part of with an incredible team. Proud to have written this with the unstoppable forces of nature @dapperlaughs and @GilesAlderson. More updates soon!

One of my favourite ever battles against the legend Gary Walsh. Roast Battle forever!! @RoastBattle @RoastBattleUK

Valentines Day with a difference 💕 - @Kogie11

Worst aesthetician ever.

I finally got engaged 💍

Happy first night of Hanukkah

UK population: “How dare you scrap jury trials!” David Lammy: “Eh, who are you to judge?”