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@IsaacAyiro25 @EvanceEvans95 @_fels1 My brother you are joining Pigs in their game, be ready to be dirty.
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Hii statement Raila kept repeating for 30 years, including advocating for electoral reforms and well, you know how it always ends. Welcome to the deck.
FRANKLIN@WaruhiuFranklin
Someone is plotting to rig the election. You and I must prevent it.
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@alexmwanzo Marriage is all about concessions for peace to reign, working to enjoy the journey together. It doesn't matter who does what in that home, as long as it's done in love.
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I'll be honest with you
Been with one woman for majority of my adult life
In 2026- you get married or court someone you want to witness life with
Free her (time) up and yours too .vitu laborious(I don't know if this is the correct word) get a help or a machine kufua, kuosha Hao etc
The one thing that should however happen in any household is food try as much as possible to cook together one can cook as the other one chops things -especially supper
This act of food allows you two to bond talk -if kinky can throw some backshots apo- but just be without phones
Talk the day, money,plans,kids -if any
If tired pull a seat to the kitchen and just keep her company or she keeps you company
In all cases in marriage just give it your best if it works out you did your best if it didn't well you tried
Back to my statement marriage is to have someone to tell,your stories to, to laugh at your jokes, take car of you - see you grow , take pics of you - they have a timeline of your growth .
You can have meaningless sex all over if you want but the best thing in marriage for me has been having one person all through to tell you babe you are getting fat or dude you need to change your boxers .
And lastly here is 200k go buy parts for your landrover .🤣
Apologies for lack of commas
Gidi🍃@Gidi014
What's the point basi kama wife hawezi pika na kufua ju ni career woman? I struggle to find any other reason why I would need a woman in my life.
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@SomoinaKapeen Prove your point without using the Western texts that you don't believe in.
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Nikona Swali… have You ever wondered where the first female disappeared to and why?
Najua those who study the occult know..
Genesis opens with a contradiction that is rarely discussed.
In one chapter, man and woman are created together, at the same time, from the same earth. Literally formed from the same soil.
In the very next chapter, the story changes.
Now man is created first. Woman is made second. She is fashioned from Adam’s rib to be his “helper”. Her name is Eve.
So who was the woman in the first chapter, before Eve?
And why does she disappear?

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Thing is, it would never had gotten to this if we let Raila do what he set out to do in the first place,
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Nairobi Rivers Commission conducts riparian demarcation in Kilimani to restore Nairobi’s river corridors
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@_mpekethu_ Yet 99% of women market themselves as objects of sexual pleasures.
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Feminism exists because more men than you think view us as objects of labor and sexual pleasure. Ni ngumu sana mtu akuone as a full human being.
🐉@Kamau266
Hakunanga point ya marriage kama dem hapiki ama kufua juu sio ati ata marriage pussy iko that thrilling.
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@kenyanthoughts @Daudinemsis @ignyharaz2 You are using big English to say nothings. Read to comprehend not to reply.
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@Daudinemsis @ignyharaz2 Story mingi hazisaidii. So how is he approaching the county? As who? As Sammy or as Movata? Also, is the governor misrepresenting facts when she mentions Movata Designs and not Movata Fashions & Designs. Which firm is which? Am trying to understand the facts.
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@onjolo_kenya Why is it that all these leaders at one point had a connection or were together? Swala nyeti!
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The late John Garang as Headmaster of Gatunga’ng’a Senior Secondary School in Nyeri 1965.
Garang first arrived in Kenya in 1963, but was locked up at Kamiti Maximum Prison. While there he met KANU politician cum trade unionist, Arthur Ochwada, who was also serving his prison term for embezzlement of KANU funds.
Ochwada, however, blamed Mboya for orchestrating his predicaments after they disagreed.
Nevertheless Garang narrated his situation to Ochwada, who fortunately enough was about to be released. Upon his release, Ochwada highlighted Garang's plight to Minister for Home Affairs Jaramogi Oginga Odinga, who ordered the release of Garang.
He left for Uganda where he remained as a refugee , before making his way back to Kenya to work as a teacher after the country became a republic.
From Kenya he went to the USA for further studies then back to Sudan to work in the military.
~ Levin

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Senator @edwinsifuna has these qualities
1. Age is on his side.
2. Clarity of the mind
3. Intelligent.
4. Has no corruption tag hanging on himself so far.
Is he the audacity of Hope , Kenyan chapter ? Let’s see the company he keeps going forward.
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What are you selling Daktari?
Dr. Faith Mwaura@hon_faithmwaura
On this day last year I was Awarded Entrepreneur of the year 🙌
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@Moha001_Onyango Population, you cant have this in Nairobi because of the population
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@luhyaheat @Mercynicky_ Someone has a vesel in the high sea and ready to cash in.
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lol what?
Literally no transition period
What’s the real motive behind this? Because this makes no sense.
Moe@moneyacademyKE
Kenya has now officially banned phones without USB Type-C charging ports, effective from March 24, 2026. The move has created tension and panic in the market overnight, with no transition period, no warning, leaving importers and sellers scrambling
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Trevor: “You once said Luos are chaotic and uproot railway lines… did you actually say that?”
Rigathi: “Yes, I did.”
Trevor: “Why would you say that?”
Rigathi: “At the time, I was in a choir… and that’s what our choir master told us to sing.” 😅
Trevor: “So do you still believe that now?”
Rigathi: “Ah… now I’m in a different choir… and I’m the choir master.” 😂😅
Hii mtu ni Mau Mau kweli bana, I give up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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