it’s been years since i’ve set foot in a barnes & noble and the siren call of the bathroom hit me the moment i entered one today… how do they do this???? why does Big Book want our poop?????
That’s the thing, sweetheart *takes a long drag from cigarette* For fools like me…today is just another day *exhales and coolly turns to walk down the alleyway, then proceeds to stumble and fall into an open manhole. An audible splash cuts through the cool spring air*
my dad is playing through my favorite game (outer wilds) for the first time ever rn and i’m getting daily texts and calls about his theories and it is the best thing ever 😭😭😭😭😭