Lauren Scharf

I CANT EVEN LOOK AT MY *OWN* FUCKING TWEETS? ok. that’s it. We’re done here. Goodbye twitter.

The Supreme Court's recent rulings were sadly predictable for anyone who understands the hard-right agenda. Their goal has always been to install Justices whose job is to turn back the clock on our freedoms, on decades of constitutional decisions, and on our continuing struggle to “form a more perfect union” that includes all of us. Let's vote out their political enablers and rein in the dark, subversive money that supports them in their quest to reverse a century of progress.

I found a recipe for a gay wedding cake and turns out it's the same as a straight one, who knew?

Omg I was not far off

About time the Oppenheimer marketing kicked in

By love I mean hate but you get it

Love the way the Supreme Court picks up taking basic human rights away just once or twice a year the way I pick up crocheting.

@TheSopranosClub Karen was barely cold

If Janice Soprano annoyed you… why?

From Martin Scorsese

No one: Every film noir ever:

Shit maybe this WILL be my TikTok legacy

Someone commented that this Yzma impression would be my TikTok legacy and I cannot wait to tell that to my mom the next time she asks how the job search is going.

When are we getting this live action remake?

favorite captain?

A homeless woman told me to go to the gym. So yeah. I’m taking a day off from calling them “unhoused”

News cycle right now

In case y’all still don’t know the difference, a Bar Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a man and a Bat Mitzvah is when a boy becomes a Batman

as people lose interest in the titan sub its google trends is gonna form a lil iceberg and i think that's neat

When the live action Hercules comes out, just watch out