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@ManagingBarca @fansjavimiguel And tell us more, what Fermin ate, when did he finished his shit,

🚨🚨| After the Atleti game, Fermín went to the hospital to have his wound stitched again. He’ll rest for a few days to avoid infection. [@fansjavimiguel]

@centregoals I guess Atletico Madrid is also motivated to move forward in semis

🚨🚨| Lamine Yamal is highly MOTIVATED to lead Barça’s comeback against Atletico Madrid. He arrives in top form and full of belief after his standout display vs Espanyol. He’s determined to TURN things around against Atlético and push for his Champions League dream. He has already lifted the mood, making it clear the tie isn’t over — and is ready to take responsibility as a leader, both on and off the pitch. [@mundodeportivo]

@InspiredByJM Don't give shit to US Soccer. Can't stand for 1 second

I wonder if Barca fans realize how little impact the Spanish have had on the women’s game compared to the likes of the United States, Germany and Japan and how stupid they sound when they say stuff like this. “The US doesn’t matter to anyone” well they paved the way in this game

@Jyotisharnava This is so true👌

A person is happy and enjoying his life until someone tells him that he's running Sade Sati. 🙂

@ManagingBarca Be practical going to madrid and overcoming 2-0 deficit is difficult

It was a rough night for Barcelona because of yet another red card in a crucial Champions League knockout match that changed the tie completely. Something about this competition just doesn’t seem to go right. But even with 10 men, we fought until end. If there’s any team on the planet that can comeback, it’s us. We are Barça and we will make it count. 𝐖𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞. 💙❤️

@ManagingBarca Ucl journey over

🚨📲 Cancelo on IG:

@veda_padma I have ketu in ascendant, my elder brother is Aries ascendant and his birth date is 5th October

People with ketu in asc , in their family there can be people with 1)Asc or moon in fire signs that is aries, leo, Sag and scorpio 2)important dates will be 5/14/23 or may month. 3)someone born on purnima tithi

@veda_padma Cigrette fukta hai voh

I think Ranbir kapoor is too thin as shri Ram. Shri Ram should be the epitome of beauty, valour, health and kindness. Ranbir ke gaal pichke hue lag rahe hain 🙂 Bahut dull look and feel hai movie ka.

@arsenalbabe_ Just Arsenal things😂

Alessia Russo was robbed of her Ballon Dor last season just because she is not the face of that rainbow movement. She won it all and yet nobody sent her cos she plays for Arsenal. Best way to silence the crowd is to do it even better. 25 G/A in 32 games this season. About to surpass her highest tally in a single season. Let's win the Champions league let me know what they will say is the reason why they won't give her the ballon Dor this year.

@Gkmastrology I am already having both the planets simultaneously aspecting my 7th house and Jupiter being 7th lord but still nothing

The two most important planets which decide marriage timing in transit are Jupiter and Saturn. When Jupiter and Saturn aspects/ transits through 7th house, 7th Lord,1st house and 1st Lord, at that time your marriage yoga will get activated.

@JhaSanjay Tere jaisa Idiot koi nahi paida hua ab tak

BJP IS COWARDLY: A USA PUPPET BJP’s defense that the Iranian warship that was torpedoed was in international waters reveals their unalloyed spinelessness. Bro, there is something called “ sphere of influence”. It was in the Indian Ocean near Sri Lanka, just south of our borders, not very far from our territorial limits. How could a US submarine convert a peaceful non-combative, non-war zone 4000 kilometers from the Persian Gulf into one of war by a bloody annihilation? Where is the Modi government? Were they told by the US? Did they know? Did they not have any idea? India needs answers.

@TheAstroNexus New Zealand is burning SA but still your predictions were spot on till now perhaps this one is going wrong, anyways I still applaud your predictions till now 👍

For those who missed: South Africa is going to win this. #RSAvsNZ #NZvsSA #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026 #Semifinal x.com/i/status/20286…

@TheAstroNexus That is very commendable of you, Well done 👍

God has been very very Kind to me.... #T20WorldCup #T20WorldCup2026 #T20WC2026 #INDvsWI #WIvsIND x.com/i/status/20280…

@emilysears Ayotallah dead

Is Netanyahu dead?

@vikrantgupta73 Dasun Shanaka came out of the syllabus for you @vikrantgupta73

Think Lanka will get all out around 134-138 #PakvsSL #ICCT20WorldCup2026

@astrosumitbajaj West Indies will beat India

What if Pakistan goes through and India doesn’t !! #T20WorldCup2026

@theberneese Next time onwards don't spoil fc barcelona in your dream

Real Madrid vs Sporting Barcelona vs PSG This is what I saw in my dream

@Ellis_ Arsenal much better in Europe than Barcelona

Arsenal cannot go toe to toe with Barcelona and come out on top over two legs lmfao. I don’t know why Arsenal fans are so confident.

@CuleZoneFCB Not at all

🔵🔴 Culers, are we confident and hopeful about winning the Champions League this time?

@BarcaUniversal First win r16

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona could face Real Madrid in the Champions League final this season.